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🦅George Double-U Dash🦅
tintin, the onion, & snl, grunkle stan | moderate left, centrist authoritarian whatever that means | alt @AdrianDittman | forgive me if i crossed the line | more on x, posts on bsky
tintin, the onion, & snl, grunkle stan | moderate left, centrist authoritarian whatever that means | alt @AdrianDittman | forgive me if i crossed the line | more on x, posts on bsky
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Yes im a dumb android user
February 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Yes im a dumb android user
For context - every one of my save files in Sonic Mania is completed.
February 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
For context - every one of my save files in Sonic Mania is completed.
WHY DO CALENDAR AND TO DO APPS GOTTA BE SUCH A FUCKING NUISANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
WHY DO CALENDAR AND TO DO APPS GOTTA BE SUCH A FUCKING NUISANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
like son, like father, like first buddy, like first buddy's wife, like a huge retard.
February 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
like son, like father, like first buddy, like first buddy's wife, like a huge retard.
hey look it's the exact same face the opinion author has as he's kneeling to elon at his house
February 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
hey look it's the exact same face the opinion author has as he's kneeling to elon at his house
remember what could've been:
February 1, 2025 at 10:22 AM
remember what could've been:
Trudeau's doing side-quests after destroying Canada
youtu.be/g9h1VC9uSgQ?...
youtu.be/g9h1VC9uSgQ?...
February 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Trudeau's doing side-quests after destroying Canada
youtu.be/g9h1VC9uSgQ?...
youtu.be/g9h1VC9uSgQ?...
Sure, here's a triggering joke the woke liberals won't like:
Why is quantum computers not popular?
Because they're non-binary!
Why is quantum computers not popular?
Because they're non-binary!
February 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Sure, here's a triggering joke the woke liberals won't like:
Why is quantum computers not popular?
Because they're non-binary!
Why is quantum computers not popular?
Because they're non-binary!
what the actual fuck
February 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
what the actual fuck
omg canva is so sluggish omg feeling like punching a hole thru my laptop now
February 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
omg canva is so sluggish omg feeling like punching a hole thru my laptop now
how can my 38 minute video be 1.1 GB? i downloaded ghostwatch form the internet archive for less lol
February 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
how can my 38 minute video be 1.1 GB? i downloaded ghostwatch form the internet archive for less lol
Bernie said "compnay" guys, he's too old to be a senator I guess. He should walk with a Grammarly crutch.
January 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Bernie said "compnay" guys, he's too old to be a senator I guess. He should walk with a Grammarly crutch.
> look microsoft has a new delete feature!
> aw it's not available yet
these are two sentence that shouldn't exist in 2025
> aw it's not available yet
these are two sentence that shouldn't exist in 2025
January 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
> look microsoft has a new delete feature!
> aw it's not available yet
these are two sentence that shouldn't exist in 2025
> aw it's not available yet
these are two sentence that shouldn't exist in 2025
this is the only tweet (or should i say post) on bluesky about gascon's bigoted tweets (and i found it when i searched it), while the reaction is all over my twitter feed.
twitter still rocks, btw
twitter still rocks, btw
January 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
this is the only tweet (or should i say post) on bluesky about gascon's bigoted tweets (and i found it when i searched it), while the reaction is all over my twitter feed.
twitter still rocks, btw
twitter still rocks, btw
same vibe as onion headline "Chris Farley: Is He The Next John Belushi?"
January 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
same vibe as onion headline "Chris Farley: Is He The Next John Belushi?"
... they're using the 2011 logo ...
January 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
... they're using the 2011 logo ...
man in red tee: "FINALLY MY THAI WORKERS IS BACK"
January 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
man in red tee: "FINALLY MY THAI WORKERS IS BACK"
aw look he's already rigging election /s (but if he actually comes out as a dictator, i call dibs)
January 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
aw look he's already rigging election /s (but if he actually comes out as a dictator, i call dibs)
the earth is healing
January 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
the earth is healing
The last time my house was (unsuccessfully) broke into was 2022 in the middle of the night. The robber scrambled after some guy came near them. We had CCTVs.
When was the last time your house got broken into?
When was the last time your house got broken into?
January 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The last time my house was (unsuccessfully) broke into was 2022 in the middle of the night. The robber scrambled after some guy came near them. We had CCTVs.
When was the last time your house got broken into?
When was the last time your house got broken into?