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nba players are by rule permitted to pick up their dribble and even run down the court while carrying the ball if they loudly sing a song in lieu of dribbling. that no one ever does speaks to how self-conscious even the most well-known and confident among us can be
June 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
nba players are by rule permitted to pick up their dribble and even run down the court while carrying the ball if they loudly sing a song in lieu of dribbling. that no one ever does speaks to how self-conscious even the most well-known and confident among us can be
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![[Person with ponytail wearing lab coat hands balloon to another person in front of a springboard, a magnet hanging from above, and then a target] PERSON WITH PONYTAIL to Person 2: Rub this balloon against your head, then go jump past that magnet toward the target on the wall. [caption] Before the bathroom scale was invented, the only way to weigh people was mass spectrometry.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreid7lnvd7afmasx3nxi6anxmyhbatpaw54za3kiw3eaoclrf722faq@jpeg)
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They said my artisanal hand-carved semiconductor business would never be viable but who’s laughing now?
April 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
They said my artisanal hand-carved semiconductor business would never be viable but who’s laughing now?
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It might be difficult from an IP perspective but Conclave 2 should have Daredevil in it
March 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It might be difficult from an IP perspective but Conclave 2 should have Daredevil in it
i think subaru should make cars named after hormones. the subaru estrogen really rolls off the tongue
February 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
i think subaru should make cars named after hormones. the subaru estrogen really rolls off the tongue
as somebody perpetually 5-10 minutes late to everything i really appreciate movie previews
December 15, 2024 at 6:06 PM
as somebody perpetually 5-10 minutes late to everything i really appreciate movie previews
i love when they put Big in front of things like Big Teflon. I ❤️ TEFLON
December 13, 2024 at 5:24 AM
i love when they put Big in front of things like Big Teflon. I ❤️ TEFLON
scooping up valves like those satisfying candy scooping tiktoks
December 12, 2024 at 6:12 PM
scooping up valves like those satisfying candy scooping tiktoks
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
alright im getting back on here
December 6, 2024 at 6:12 AM
alright im getting back on here
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It’s been three weeks since I posted this.
No response from developers.
No “we’ll look into it.”
Nothing.
This feature needs to be added.
Now.
No response from developers.
No “we’ll look into it.”
Nothing.
This feature needs to be added.
Now.
bluesky should add a button that makes your phone dispense a stick of gum or a little piece of candy or something. they’d need to partner with phone manufacturers but it’s be totally doable and probably pretty easy
August 27, 2023 at 4:51 PM
It’s been three weeks since I posted this.
No response from developers.
No “we’ll look into it.”
Nothing.
This feature needs to be added.
Now.
No response from developers.
No “we’ll look into it.”
Nothing.
This feature needs to be added.
Now.
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[in attendance at a baseball game, unprompted] major league baseball
August 20, 2023 at 3:41 AM
[in attendance at a baseball game, unprompted] major league baseball
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an easy trick for converting degrees fahrenheit to celsius is to just subtract 1 from fahrenheit, and there you go, that's the temperature in celsius. this is completely wrong and it doesn't work at all, but it is easy
August 2, 2023 at 7:56 PM
an easy trick for converting degrees fahrenheit to celsius is to just subtract 1 from fahrenheit, and there you go, that's the temperature in celsius. this is completely wrong and it doesn't work at all, but it is easy
happy first bluesky post look at this bug i saw yesterday
July 25, 2023 at 2:21 AM
happy first bluesky post look at this bug i saw yesterday
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watching a regular season baseball game! i’m into it, it’s a very quaint experience. while i’m at it i might brew some tea and pour it into a little teacup. might whittle a tree branch. might sort some coins and see if i can find any from the year i was born. i dunno, we’ll see where this takes me
July 21, 2023 at 12:16 AM
watching a regular season baseball game! i’m into it, it’s a very quaint experience. while i’m at it i might brew some tea and pour it into a little teacup. might whittle a tree branch. might sort some coins and see if i can find any from the year i was born. i dunno, we’ll see where this takes me