Tori Hoover
@torihoover.bsky.social
baltimore-based academic who’s just trying to get that rate my professor chili pepper
Too bad my dissertation has already been submitted because this list truly deserves some critical analysis.
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Too bad my dissertation has already been submitted because this list truly deserves some critical analysis.
Invited mine up on the first night I had him. He’d never been on furniture before. Nine years later and he’s never spent a night on anything but a memory foam mattress. I’m a sucker!
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Invited mine up on the first night I had him. He’d never been on furniture before. Nine years later and he’s never spent a night on anything but a memory foam mattress. I’m a sucker!
bsky users really take this post to the next level
October 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
bsky users really take this post to the next level
a real launderer of bad takes, mr caldwell is
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
a real launderer of bad takes, mr caldwell is
one semester i had multiple students write in course evaluations that my emails had really good memes and ngl it did feel so good
September 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
one semester i had multiple students write in course evaluations that my emails had really good memes and ngl it did feel so good
The people elected to serve DO have input! They nominate the Fed Board! Trump appointees already control the Fed!
Obviously Vance knows this, but he expects (correctly) that the average person does not, and wants to exploit that ignorance.
Obviously Vance knows this, but he expects (correctly) that the average person does not, and wants to exploit that ignorance.
August 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The people elected to serve DO have input! They nominate the Fed Board! Trump appointees already control the Fed!
Obviously Vance knows this, but he expects (correctly) that the average person does not, and wants to exploit that ignorance.
Obviously Vance knows this, but he expects (correctly) that the average person does not, and wants to exploit that ignorance.
my man’s built different 😤
August 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
my man’s built different 😤
and what a lede on the story
August 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
and what a lede on the story
imagine having ownership that would sign your home grown multi time all star player to a 5 year contract extension with a no trade clause
August 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
imagine having ownership that would sign your home grown multi time all star player to a 5 year contract extension with a no trade clause
me every time baltimore gets mentioned these days
August 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
me every time baltimore gets mentioned these days
“What do you want me to do, live off of my income????”
July 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
“What do you want me to do, live off of my income????”
and because fascism is the enemy of art they’re all going to end up looking like the fugly nathan bedford forrest statue on i65
April 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
and because fascism is the enemy of art they’re all going to end up looking like the fugly nathan bedford forrest statue on i65
TIL george washington’s dogs had freak names
April 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
TIL george washington’s dogs had freak names
i’m Dogs in the American Revolutionary War (not war dogs)
April 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
i’m Dogs in the American Revolutionary War (not war dogs)
I looked it up because apparently I don’t value my one wild and precious life enough not to entertain utter stupidity — they said “more accurate,” not “better”
April 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I looked it up because apparently I don’t value my one wild and precious life enough not to entertain utter stupidity — they said “more accurate,” not “better”
(there was actually a great take on this in chris hayes’ recent book on attention, which channeled an oft-misconstrued lincoln quote)
April 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
(there was actually a great take on this in chris hayes’ recent book on attention, which channeled an oft-misconstrued lincoln quote)
Seems like the founders in fact declared independence AGAINST these kinds of actions
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Seems like the founders in fact declared independence AGAINST these kinds of actions
*longingly caressing the baltimore region rail system plan map adopted march 2002*
February 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
*longingly caressing the baltimore region rail system plan map adopted march 2002*
easily a top 5 best decision i’ve ever made — can’t believe someone gave up on this sweet boy
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
easily a top 5 best decision i’ve ever made — can’t believe someone gave up on this sweet boy
These colors don’t run
January 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
These colors don’t run
