Toothy Chicken
@toothychicken.bsky.social
Missing the best part where it shaved 30 lbs off Trump and smoothed out his nussy.
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Missing the best part where it shaved 30 lbs off Trump and smoothed out his nussy.
We know that's you under the mask, porn hub!!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
We know that's you under the mask, porn hub!!!!!!
I would die for chain smoking line cook shramp
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I would die for chain smoking line cook shramp
He's really more a dead rodent guy tbf
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
He's really more a dead rodent guy tbf
As contaminated as RFK is, (eating roadkill, parasites, needle drugs, swimming in sewage, raw milk, O-Nuzz, etc,) I have to imagine it comes out the color of a sinus infection and with weird fleshy chunks mixed in.
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
As contaminated as RFK is, (eating roadkill, parasites, needle drugs, swimming in sewage, raw milk, O-Nuzz, etc,) I have to imagine it comes out the color of a sinus infection and with weird fleshy chunks mixed in.
Convenient for sous vide
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Convenient for sous vide
Jerry, stop trying to improve my life in measurable ways.
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Jerry, stop trying to improve my life in measurable ways.
Very True. Online dating got to the point where I felt like people were encouraging me to put my hand back onto a hot stove repeatedly, and you didn't sound thrilled to be back in it yourself. Not a lot of people are affirming of being single.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Very True. Online dating got to the point where I felt like people were encouraging me to put my hand back onto a hot stove repeatedly, and you didn't sound thrilled to be back in it yourself. Not a lot of people are affirming of being single.
Found this weird trick where I just give myself permission to enjoy the happiness of being single, in case that vibes with you for whatever reason.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Found this weird trick where I just give myself permission to enjoy the happiness of being single, in case that vibes with you for whatever reason.
Extremely rude. That is the rat from Ratatouille and he has a /name/.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Extremely rude. That is the rat from Ratatouille and he has a /name/.
Of all the things wrong with that man, this is highly emblematic of those many other things
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Of all the things wrong with that man, this is highly emblematic of those many other things
Inshallah may this never find me 🙏
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Inshallah may this never find me 🙏
It's libertarians and then a small handful of secret leftists so violently anticapitalist that even Mao would be like "Slow down there, comrade 😯"
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It's libertarians and then a small handful of secret leftists so violently anticapitalist that even Mao would be like "Slow down there, comrade 😯"
I would actually pay for a video of Shapiro reading all of RFKs dirty texts.
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I would actually pay for a video of Shapiro reading all of RFKs dirty texts.
Isn't this the plot of the next Conjuring Movie?
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Isn't this the plot of the next Conjuring Movie?
Christ Alive, what is going on over at your editorial board. There is gross but legitimate journalism about how this walking petri dish of plague with worm shit for brains has killed thousands and you lead with a headline like this? Are all of you huffing paint in the bathrooms?
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Christ Alive, what is going on over at your editorial board. There is gross but legitimate journalism about how this walking petri dish of plague with worm shit for brains has killed thousands and you lead with a headline like this? Are all of you huffing paint in the bathrooms?
Shut up, brain!
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Shut up, brain!
Not enough bling to be a true short queen whip.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Not enough bling to be a true short queen whip.