Toothy Chicken
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Post election there has been an explosion of bad takes as people grapple with this new reality, and I promise never to become like that. This account is for bad takes in both peace and chaos. Nothing but shit analysis from cradle to grave baybee.
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“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
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It was only after I looked past the mourning stilettos that I realized she ain't got a single matching skin tone head to toe.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It was only after I looked past the mourning stilettos that I realized she ain't got a single matching skin tone head to toe.
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How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
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I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa azmirror.com/briefs/ice-a...
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa | Arizona Mirror
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents collided with a car driven by a person they were attempting to apprehend in a Mesa neighborhood.
azmirror.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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i bet RFK Jr just absolutely goes to town on a can of wet dog food a couple times a week
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i bet RFK Jr just absolutely goes to town on a can of wet dog food a couple times a week
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Ryan Lizza is telling us in excruciating detail how he dated a much younger woman who turned out to be deeply mentally disturbed, cheated on him and tanked his reporting, and that rather than get therapy or examine why he did that for a decade, he immediately began dating another much younger woman.
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ryan Lizza is telling us in excruciating detail how he dated a much younger woman who turned out to be deeply mentally disturbed, cheated on him and tanked his reporting, and that rather than get therapy or examine why he did that for a decade, he immediately began dating another much younger woman.
He who makes the last coin has the last laugh.
Wait, so Ryan Lizza is charging people to view the raunchy texts from the guy who was boinking his fiance? Content aside, isn't that kind of f-ed up?
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
He who makes the last coin has the last laugh.
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
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Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
When my cat steals half a sausage off my plate.
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
When my cat steals half a sausage off my plate.
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Breaking: Larry Summers is stepping back from teaching but will continue to hold office hours for former female students.
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Breaking: Larry Summers is stepping back from teaching but will continue to hold office hours for former female students.
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escape room but it's just uploading digital copies of your insurance card on a broken website
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
escape room but it's just uploading digital copies of your insurance card on a broken website
Wild that the music manages to be so much worse than the cover, which is already unforgivable.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wild that the music manages to be so much worse than the cover, which is already unforgivable.
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Larry Summers, ‘ashamed’ over Epstein ties, announced that he will step back from public commitments but added that he would continue sexually harassing students as an economics professor at Harvard.
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Larry Summers, ‘ashamed’ over Epstein ties, announced that he will step back from public commitments but added that he would continue sexually harassing students as an economics professor at Harvard.
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Still processing that an economic advisor to multiple administrations, business leaders, and top institutions was asking a known sex trafficker of minor age girls to be his wingman for attempting to coerce his academic mentee into a sexual relationship—years after he said that women aren’t as smart
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Still processing that an economic advisor to multiple administrations, business leaders, and top institutions was asking a known sex trafficker of minor age girls to be his wingman for attempting to coerce his academic mentee into a sexual relationship—years after he said that women aren’t as smart
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Really can't overstate how rancid you have to be to make young women lose interest in relationships. When was 21 I moved in with a man whose only employment was freelance unicycling because I thought it might be fun to teach him table manners like Belle from Beauty and the Beast.
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Really can't overstate how rancid you have to be to make young women lose interest in relationships. When was 21 I moved in with a man whose only employment was freelance unicycling because I thought it might be fun to teach him table manners like Belle from Beauty and the Beast.
This reads like she was literally jacking off to her own self perceived "brilliance" while writing it
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This reads like she was literally jacking off to her own self perceived "brilliance" while writing it
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It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer
Got dayum just give Jacob Elordi the Oscar. Holy hell what a performance.
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Got dayum just give Jacob Elordi the Oscar. Holy hell what a performance.
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Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.