Jacob Porter
@tootallporter.bsky.social
I think about Disc Golf and Board games more than play either
Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
#riftbound
#riftbound
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
#riftbound
#riftbound
Floyd (AKA Noodle) says welcome to the family Brooks
October 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Floyd (AKA Noodle) says welcome to the family Brooks
Man, look at those clean balls
October 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Man, look at those clean balls
Loaf (Korra) 🍞 and Noodle (Floyd )🍜
October 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Loaf (Korra) 🍞 and Noodle (Floyd )🍜
Fight for your right in what ways you can, big or small
September 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fight for your right in what ways you can, big or small
"School Shootings are just a fact of life" - JD Vance
“It’s just horrible, so surprising to see it here. But have to get over it, we have to move forward,” - Donald J Trump
"Thoughts and Prayers" and move on
“It’s just horrible, so surprising to see it here. But have to get over it, we have to move forward,” - Donald J Trump
"Thoughts and Prayers" and move on
September 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"School Shootings are just a fact of life" - JD Vance
“It’s just horrible, so surprising to see it here. But have to get over it, we have to move forward,” - Donald J Trump
"Thoughts and Prayers" and move on
“It’s just horrible, so surprising to see it here. But have to get over it, we have to move forward,” - Donald J Trump
"Thoughts and Prayers" and move on
Hello Molly, here is a noodle
September 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hello Molly, here is a noodle
Not only did my Ravens lose last night, this is how I lost in Fantasy in my main league 🥲🥲🥲
#badbeats #fantasyfootball
#badbeats #fantasyfootball
September 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Not only did my Ravens lose last night, this is how I lost in Fantasy in my main league 🥲🥲🥲
#badbeats #fantasyfootball
#badbeats #fantasyfootball
That new phone hit differently. Been using my One Plus 7 Pro (probably my favorite phone of all time) since my P7 took a drink, can't wait to see how I like this bad boi
#pixel10 #googlepixel
#pixel10 #googlepixel
August 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
That new phone hit differently. Been using my One Plus 7 Pro (probably my favorite phone of all time) since my P7 took a drink, can't wait to see how I like this bad boi
#pixel10 #googlepixel
#pixel10 #googlepixel
@tolkoto.com I found you a Halloween costume.
August 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@tolkoto.com I found you a Halloween costume.
Went to the YT video to make sure this was real haha. Fuck this is amazing
July 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Went to the YT video to make sure this was real haha. Fuck this is amazing
@newyorkredbulls.com game last night was electric. Down 2-0 at half to put up 5 unanswered and won 5-3.
July 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
@newyorkredbulls.com game last night was electric. Down 2-0 at half to put up 5 unanswered and won 5-3.
No dark cloud 2 😭😭😭
June 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
No dark cloud 2 😭😭😭
That being GoW 2018, debated throwing GoW2 on there. The fact that game looked so good on PS2 still is a marvel to me
June 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
That being GoW 2018, debated throwing GoW2 on there. The fact that game looked so good on PS2 still is a marvel to me
Brought my daughter to her first @newyorkredbulls.com game this weekend and she had a blast. Wants to go back again 😀. Big 2-0 W for them too.
June 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Brought my daughter to her first @newyorkredbulls.com game this weekend and she had a blast. Wants to go back again 😀. Big 2-0 W for them too.
I adore this game. Breeze (like 45-1hr), easy to teach, really cool rotating board, delayed worker placement mechanism, CHEESE. What more could you ask for.
#r2i #fromage #boardgames #boardgame #bga #bgg
#r2i #fromage #boardgames #boardgame #bga #bgg
May 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I adore this game. Breeze (like 45-1hr), easy to teach, really cool rotating board, delayed worker placement mechanism, CHEESE. What more could you ask for.
#r2i #fromage #boardgames #boardgame #bga #bgg
#r2i #fromage #boardgames #boardgame #bga #bgg
This cat is so spoiled by my kids
May 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This cat is so spoiled by my kids
Let's fucking go boys
May 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Let's fucking go boys
Fucking Yikes. #LAGalaxy looking to go defeated this year. Feel bad for them. @nyredbulls.bsky.social needed this W though to remember what it feels like to score goals. #nyisred #nyredbull
May 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Fucking Yikes. #LAGalaxy looking to go defeated this year. Feel bad for them. @nyredbulls.bsky.social needed this W though to remember what it feels like to score goals. #nyisred #nyredbull
Everything he says is lie
May 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Everything he says is lie
Pull up to Quick Chek wearing Contacts for the first time in 6 months. Guy says to me first thing "anyone ever tell you you look like John Krasinski, my wife is obsessed with him". Still got it
May 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Pull up to Quick Chek wearing Contacts for the first time in 6 months. Guy says to me first thing "anyone ever tell you you look like John Krasinski, my wife is obsessed with him". Still got it
Altho Jeff is probably safe from last place because @tamoorh.com forgot this existed even more than Lucy last year
May 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Altho Jeff is probably safe from last place because @tamoorh.com forgot this existed even more than Lucy last year