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Jacob Porter
@tootallporter.bsky.social
I think about Disc Golf and Board games more than play either
Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
#riftbound
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Floyd (AKA Noodle) says welcome to the family Brooks
October 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Man, look at those clean balls
October 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Loaf (Korra) 🍞 and Noodle (Floyd )🍜
October 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Fight for your right in what ways you can, big or small
September 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"School Shootings are just a fact of life" - JD Vance
“It’s just horrible, so surprising to see it here. But have to get over it, we have to move forward,” - Donald J Trump
"Thoughts and Prayers" and move on
September 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Hello Molly, here is a noodle
September 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Not only did my Ravens lose last night, this is how I lost in Fantasy in my main league 🥲🥲🥲
#badbeats #fantasyfootball
September 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
That new phone hit differently. Been using my One Plus 7 Pro (probably my favorite phone of all time) since my P7 took a drink, can't wait to see how I like this bad boi
#pixel10 #googlepixel
August 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
@tolkoto.com I found you a Halloween costume.
August 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Went to the YT video to make sure this was real haha. Fuck this is amazing
July 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
@newyorkredbulls.com game last night was electric. Down 2-0 at half to put up 5 unanswered and won 5-3.
July 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The fu......ck?
July 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
No dark cloud 2 😭😭😭
June 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
June 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
That being GoW 2018, debated throwing GoW2 on there. The fact that game looked so good on PS2 still is a marvel to me
June 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Brought my daughter to her first @newyorkredbulls.com game this weekend and she had a blast. Wants to go back again 😀. Big 2-0 W for them too.
June 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I adore this game. Breeze (like 45-1hr), easy to teach, really cool rotating board, delayed worker placement mechanism, CHEESE. What more could you ask for.
#r2i #fromage #boardgames #boardgame #bga #bgg
May 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This cat is so spoiled by my kids
May 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
May 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Let's fucking go boys
May 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Fucking Yikes. #LAGalaxy looking to go defeated this year. Feel bad for them. @nyredbulls.bsky.social needed this W though to remember what it feels like to score goals. #nyisred #nyredbull
May 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Everything he says is lie
May 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Pull up to Quick Chek wearing Contacts for the first time in 6 months. Guy says to me first thing "anyone ever tell you you look like John Krasinski, my wife is obsessed with him". Still got it
May 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Altho Jeff is probably safe from last place because @tamoorh.com forgot this existed even more than Lucy last year
May 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM