Matty
@tooposhtootweet.bsky.social
Semi-pro hi-fiver (retired)
What I lack in cutting wit, I make up for with persistence
#FBPE
NO DMS!
What I lack in cutting wit, I make up for with persistence
#FBPE
NO DMS!
I know it is unsightly to brag, but i just finished an entire egg box, without having to throw any away
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I know it is unsightly to brag, but i just finished an entire egg box, without having to throw any away
August 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I went to the pyrenees this summer for a holiday
August 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I went to the pyrenees this summer for a holiday
For once, I win. I am on holiday.
August 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
For once, I win. I am on holiday.
Part two of the summer holiday has exceeded all expectations. Utterly beautiful.
July 31, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Part two of the summer holiday has exceeded all expectations. Utterly beautiful.
The corkscrew in my holiday accommodation has been through some stuff
July 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The corkscrew in my holiday accommodation has been through some stuff
But i am really worried how I am going to look him in the eye again, as when I look at the bottle, this is what I see
May 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
But i am really worried how I am going to look him in the eye again, as when I look at the bottle, this is what I see
Taken her 4 months to forgive me for putting her in the catery.
November 29, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Taken her 4 months to forgive me for putting her in the catery.
Seems like someone is getting desperate.
November 25, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Seems like someone is getting desperate.
It's always nice to get an 8-years old opinion of the regular meals I cook for him
November 14, 2024 at 11:59 PM
It's always nice to get an 8-years old opinion of the regular meals I cook for him
I ate bbq, and I liked it
October 5, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I ate bbq, and I liked it
Oh my god, Charlie theron follows me.
Be still my non-giving-a-shitness.
Be still my non-giving-a-shitness.
September 3, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Oh my god, Charlie theron follows me.
Be still my non-giving-a-shitness.
Be still my non-giving-a-shitness.