toomanypancakes
@toomanypancakes.bsky.social
Drum slut, vegan, and a huge dork 💜
If you add water to something, it becomes tea. Trust me.
Coffee? Bean tea
Soup? Vegetable tea
Bread? Toast tea
Friends? Best tea
Coffee? Bean tea
Soup? Vegetable tea
Bread? Toast tea
Friends? Best tea
January 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If you add water to something, it becomes tea. Trust me.
Coffee? Bean tea
Soup? Vegetable tea
Bread? Toast tea
Friends? Best tea
Coffee? Bean tea
Soup? Vegetable tea
Bread? Toast tea
Friends? Best tea
If you're at the point where you're boofing hot dogs you probably need to pause and reconsider things
January 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If you're at the point where you're boofing hot dogs you probably need to pause and reconsider things
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When I talk about Magic: The Gathering
January 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
When I talk about Magic: The Gathering
If I had a third tit I'd want it positioned atop my head like a stylish hat
January 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If I had a third tit I'd want it positioned atop my head like a stylish hat
If you have a breakfast burrito for lunch its just a burrito by then
January 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If you have a breakfast burrito for lunch its just a burrito by then
Guess it's back to the grind, said the skateboarder on Monday morning
January 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Guess it's back to the grind, said the skateboarder on Monday morning
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*meeting a gay couple*
so, which one of you takes spiders outside
so, which one of you takes spiders outside
January 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
*meeting a gay couple*
so, which one of you takes spiders outside
so, which one of you takes spiders outside
Dolling myself up just so I can stand in front of the mirror and tell myself I still got it before pajamas and potato chips happen
January 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Dolling myself up just so I can stand in front of the mirror and tell myself I still got it before pajamas and potato chips happen
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there are no cool billionaires bc no decent person would become a billionaire
January 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
there are no cool billionaires bc no decent person would become a billionaire
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My lovelanguage is someone spitting halls into my mouth
January 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
My lovelanguage is someone spitting halls into my mouth
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there are two durans inside of me and they’re both hungry like the wolf
January 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
there are two durans inside of me and they’re both hungry like the wolf
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Excuse me, my good sir, what seems to be the fuck?
January 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Excuse me, my good sir, what seems to be the fuck?
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[watching a pug struggle to breathe] how did we fuck up wolves this badly
January 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
[watching a pug struggle to breathe] how did we fuck up wolves this badly
I can't believe I already failed my new years resolution to never mention resolutions again
January 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I can't believe I already failed my new years resolution to never mention resolutions again
Finally found my team
December 31, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Finally found my team
Wake me up when somebody makes zero calorie cinnamon rolls a thing
December 29, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Wake me up when somebody makes zero calorie cinnamon rolls a thing
I should have been born a dog, since I also pee a little when I get too excited
December 29, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I should have been born a dog, since I also pee a little when I get too excited
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i get vertigo if i look up and away from my phone so ive just completely stopped doing that
December 29, 2024 at 5:07 PM
i get vertigo if i look up and away from my phone so ive just completely stopped doing that
Sorry, but I'm violently allergic to company. Please go away.
December 29, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Sorry, but I'm violently allergic to company. Please go away.
Thank goodness for emergency pasta
December 27, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Thank goodness for emergency pasta
Happy Christmas to those who celebrate, and I hope either way you have tasty drinks, good food, and/or lots of weed tonight 💜
December 25, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Happy Christmas to those who celebrate, and I hope either way you have tasty drinks, good food, and/or lots of weed tonight 💜
I'm dreaming of a damp Christmas
December 23, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I'm dreaming of a damp Christmas