Tony Wolfe
tonywolfe.bsky.social
Tony Wolfe
@tonywolfe.bsky.social
Occasional writer. FanGraphs, Baseball Prospectus, Red Reporter, Times West Virginian, The Lima News, and others. He/Him.

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today in hubris: making rillons for my wife’s family despite only making them one (1) time for myself and them turning out *ok*
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
been using this guy a lot lately. don’t know what it is… just something about him
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Jim Jordan begged someone to not rat out the sexual assault that was happening at Ohio State. He was crying on the phone. Groveling. This man threw out all his dignity to try and cover for horrifying crimes of sexual abuse. Think about that for a moment.
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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“Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money because, Johnson claimed, he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest, according to a police report from a Hernando County Sheriff’s Dept. detective.”

One of his victims was 11 years old.
Andrew Johnson — a Jan. 6 rioter who went by "Am🇺🇸rican T🇺🇸rrorist” on Elon Musk’s platform — has been arrested on child molestation charges, with police saying he used the promise of a taxpayer-funded payout from Trump's DOJ to try and keep one of the victims silent.

theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
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Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car

he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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no one has ever been cozier than carl
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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TERFs love to tell a story where they made a completely normal conversation weird and then be like "Can you believe how weird and brainwashed everyone else is?"
"No one likes me, I win."
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Bari absolutely rocks. Her two ideas for stories are "I have this famous person's phone number" and "I heard libs were doing some weird stuff out there." Absolutely replacement level suburban dunce.
Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)
October 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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ive decided that i genuinely do not understand the current right wing ideology at all. no idea what you could get out of it that would make you feel good about yourself or the direction of the world you occupy. just really bizarre stuff
October 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
to my knowledge straight women have yet to claim their version of the future islands letterman performance but at long last a worthy contender has emerged youtu.be/5s3MEBH39oQ?...
Audrey Hobert: Sue me | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
youtu.be
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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I didn't take pics but the feeling of being in a group of people with no visible beginning or end was so thrilling. The opposite of online anomie, and a living counterpoint to the wary, isolated, compartmentalized world the shitheads want to make. It's simple and obvious I guess but it means a lot.
Sorry to be corny but the aerial shots of these crowds are almost indescribably moving and hopeful
October 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Whenever I'm around someone who makes a comment like the one Cuomo made here, I always ask them where they think homeless people should go. They never have good answers. People of this mindset just want homeless people to go away, & not be seen.
Asked about free buses, Mamdani says it'd cost less than the tax credits Cuomo gave to Elon Musk as governor.

Cuomo says he opposes free buses because, he says, they'd become "mobile homeless gathering places."
October 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
never appreciated The Stand more fully than while I’ve been reading dan simmons’ Carrion Comfort, a book that I unfortunately do think I am abandoning at around the halfway (aka 400ish-page) mark for being surely the dullest writing about nazi mind control vampires ever assembled
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Luckily this industry isn't carrying the entire economy right now
Trump: "AI is based on information. I hope they're right about information. I don't know. You've gotta make a lot of money to-- there's gotta be a lot of information out there, but that seems to be pretty hot. We're leading the world on information on AI."
October 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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I love when student journalists break a crazy story, especially about their own school. This one is extraordinarily macabre. www.uscannenbergmedia.com/2025/10/01/u...
USC sold dead bodies to U.S. military to train IDF medical personnel
A review of seven years’ worth of contracts unveiled more than $860,000 to use cadavers in surgical trainings involving the Israeli Defense Forces.
www.uscannenbergmedia.com
October 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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September 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Are women bourgeois?
September 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
everyone on the titans coaching staff is getting MEGAFIRED
September 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM