@tony2030.bsky.social
He is the Egg Man, he is the Walrus.
Goo goo ga joob.
Goo goo ga joob.
August 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
He is the Egg Man, he is the Walrus.
Goo goo ga joob.
Goo goo ga joob.
This is good trouble.
August 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This is good trouble.
I thought I told everyone to keep that SECRET! Who talked?!
July 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I thought I told everyone to keep that SECRET! Who talked?!
I wonder if he thinks his pictures make him look "vigilant" or "aware" and not like someone who was caught watching HBO After Dark in his Mom's basement.
July 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I wonder if he thinks his pictures make him look "vigilant" or "aware" and not like someone who was caught watching HBO After Dark in his Mom's basement.
"I was Ok when it was happening to other people but now it's happening to me and so I don't like that."
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
July 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
"I was Ok when it was happening to other people but now it's happening to me and so I don't like that."
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
I love this kind of 3-year-old analogy "logic". You don't like cabbage? Do you hate ALL VEGETABLE FARMERS???
July 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I love this kind of 3-year-old analogy "logic". You don't like cabbage? Do you hate ALL VEGETABLE FARMERS???
The bravery of being out of range.
July 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The bravery of being out of range.
Don’t forget the 22 year old in charge of saving us all from the consequences.
June 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Don’t forget the 22 year old in charge of saving us all from the consequences.
Listen - if you know a better way to hide a tiny mushroom-shaped catheterized penis, I'm all ears.
June 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Listen - if you know a better way to hide a tiny mushroom-shaped catheterized penis, I'm all ears.
Well...those babies probably would have grown up to eat shellfish so they'd be going to Hell anyways. Cut out the middle man.
June 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Well...those babies probably would have grown up to eat shellfish so they'd be going to Hell anyways. Cut out the middle man.
Does anyone else think he looks like someone who smells like dirty baby diapers? Someone married that guy.
June 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Does anyone else think he looks like someone who smells like dirty baby diapers? Someone married that guy.
It's like his face is trying to escape.
June 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It's like his face is trying to escape.
Hey TACO - instead of dicking around with the amateurs, how about just lifting the embargo on electric cars from other countries?
June 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Hey TACO - instead of dicking around with the amateurs, how about just lifting the embargo on electric cars from other countries?
I'm betting there was a phone call like, "Tesla is getting killed. Can I please pretend to hate this thing for awhile? I'm smarter than everyone. I'll get away with it. Thank you, Daddy."
June 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'm betting there was a phone call like, "Tesla is getting killed. Can I please pretend to hate this thing for awhile? I'm smarter than everyone. I'll get away with it. Thank you, Daddy."
“Looking at porn again”…”look, Dad, let’s forget our little deal, OK?”
May 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“Looking at porn again”…”look, Dad, let’s forget our little deal, OK?”
The terrible bronzer is just saving us all the horror of his face without bronzer.
May 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The terrible bronzer is just saving us all the horror of his face without bronzer.
I am SO stealing this.
May 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I am SO stealing this.
I think he meant "The War for the Planet of the Apes".
May 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I think he meant "The War for the Planet of the Apes".
“As long as it doesn’t make my penis seem too small…” -a dumb person
May 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
“As long as it doesn’t make my penis seem too small…” -a dumb person
Just imagine all the sex he could buy then!
May 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Just imagine all the sex he could buy then!
Aw he’d really get some tail then!
May 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Aw he’d really get some tail then!
Who WOULDN'T want to bear his child? How many times can you birth the child of the Edgar-alien from Men in Black?
May 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Who WOULDN'T want to bear his child? How many times can you birth the child of the Edgar-alien from Men in Black?
Ah…the old “they call me mean names so I will call them mean names” maneuver.
March 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Ah…the old “they call me mean names so I will call them mean names” maneuver.
This administration is the strongest evidence right now of either an imminent alien invasion we can't possibly win or an asteroid on its way to destroy us. Nothing else can explain the "OK - everyone act like dumbshits" strategy.
March 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This administration is the strongest evidence right now of either an imminent alien invasion we can't possibly win or an asteroid on its way to destroy us. Nothing else can explain the "OK - everyone act like dumbshits" strategy.