Well, it wasn't random, it was part of the scheduled PRS payout. But It's been years since I got anything more than about 20 quid.

I think about 16% of people do love calling people shit like ‘P’

My wife keeps a bag of chicken-shit in the other room of my studio building for the garden. Can confirm it fucking stinks

Yeah, it's so good. All the stories are given so much pathos and weight

Appreciate it might seem like a dull topic on the surface but I found this absolutely enthralling, and it fits your criteria quite well

Which I guess makes Farage Blair

(Obvously its still way worse for women, but the direction of travel is not good)

Truly cursed world where, instead of demolishing the gender discrepancy in how much effort an individual is required by society to pay attention to their appearance by allowing women to do whatever the fuck they want, we instead balance the equation by pushing the same shit on men!

What about this?

An ipad wouldn't have the taskbar at the bottom, though. Pretty sure it's a mac

The gadget Q gives him is a cycle helmet with a camera in it

Taylor Swift will answer with the most brutal record imaginable

Although on closer inspection it appears to be some kind of ribber cover placed over the actual keyboard? Presumably to protect it from her dozens of cats?

I'm normally very dismissive of people finding other peoples' things/habits disgusting but that is one grimy keyboard

Jesus Christ

The website assumes I'm a professional import/exporter doing this thousands of times a year, and the woman on the phone just says 'it's all on the website'. Thanks!!!