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tom whistom
@tomwhistom.bsky.social
comedian sometimes sometimes more
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Much family-friendly excellence coming to #edfringe this summer, and we heartily recommend e.g. @matricardo.bsky.social, @foxdogstudios.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social, Comedy Sportz and @katiepritchards.bsky.social in A Jaffa Cake Musical!

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June 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Much gig goodness coming to Glasgow Comedy Festival (glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/) this month, go see e.g.
@thehornesection.bsky.social!
Gabriel Featherstone!
@sueharrison123.bsky.social!
@herring1967.bsky.social!
@tomwhistom.bsky.social!
Stephen Carlin!
Dee Allum!
@roscomcc.bsky.social!
March 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Problematic director list:
– Spielberg (abused dinosaurs)
– Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar)
– Villeneuve (French Canadian)
December 15, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Yet another Champs-Elysses bit? How many can he hold in one hand?!

#ACMS
📅09/12/24
🕣19:30
🏰The Phoenix, London
🎟️£6/£8 in advance from wegottickets.com/event/639737/
🎅hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with e.g. @steffanalun.bsky.social, panto guests @vixleyton.bsky.social & @alwinsol.bsky.social, AND MORE
🎁free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us yr names
December 9, 2024 at 1:32 PM
berlin brandenberg airport terminal 2 specifically this skeet is for you:

👎👎👎 boo berlin brandenberg airport terminal 2 👎👎👊🥊👎 u suck no one i know likes u 👎👎👎💨👊🥊 ur empty and lifeless and wrong 👎👎
December 2, 2024 at 3:44 AM
positive social media!!!! (he says, logging back on here for the first time in over a year, proof that the diet didn’t work but eating as bad as he was was unsustainable so here he is, back on the carrot juice, and it doesn’t taste much better but at least this time his attitude is slightly better)
November 15, 2024 at 7:32 AM
positive social media!! (he says, with all the gusto of a man drinking a glass of carrot juice that he hates but is doing because him and his wife are on a diet together)
October 25, 2023 at 9:50 PM