Maybe they have a paywall *for that very purpose*

The Telegraph must know how few people read more than the headline

Say anything you like at the top, who’s going to notice that you deny it below?

is that Winkworth?

“gone” !!

I once went to see a comedy 'try-out' night, one hopeful comedian said 'f***ing' between *every* word – it became impossible to understand what he was trying to say. Nerves, maybe?

that's not gone wrong, that's country-specific realism

Most English counties (37) have similar populations to small US states (14) and small European countries (11)

Vermont, Wyoming, Luxembourg & Malta have fewer residents than the city of Leeds

The least populous US territories, English counties and Euro countries are the size of a small town

Or, Bond takes on a compliance role, going around the world checking that the hollow volcano has been rewilded, the undersea base is now an oceanographic institute… so many lose ends

The ‘likes’ on this must be like nodding to people arriving at the office after you - half an hour later, “I see Matthew’s in today”

Shocking

This was worth waiting for!

Ha ha! Imagine telling Liam that his band is like The Wombles!

Good game! I’m thinking Slade were Oasis for the 1970’s, maybe 10cc for Blur?

That’s the way it was for Aphrodite’s Child - I always thought it was a bit odd

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3KCb...

Who was right?

Happy birthday ! Chocolates look good

The best known is the cockchafer - usually called a May Bug these days - it seems is a whole family of 'chafer' bugs
www.britannica.com/animal/chafer

I begin to see why some insects have an English name ending in -chafer