Tomplex 🐈⬛
@tomplex.bsky.social
Too anxious to sleep, too lazy to die
It is with great sadness that I realize that I'm all out of If Books Could Kill.
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It is with great sadness that I realize that I'm all out of If Books Could Kill.
RIP Bullyboy. You joined the colony about a year ago, and everyone loved you. You only loved food. I tried my best to keep you warm and fed. I wish I could have helped you more. I'm sorry. I loved you.
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
RIP Bullyboy. You joined the colony about a year ago, and everyone loved you. You only loved food. I tried my best to keep you warm and fed. I wish I could have helped you more. I'm sorry. I loved you.
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im fiscally conservative but socially liberal. that means i think its good that there is rampant despair but i think people should legally be allowed to do drugs, gamble out of desperation, and kill themselves about it
October 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
im fiscally conservative but socially liberal. that means i think its good that there is rampant despair but i think people should legally be allowed to do drugs, gamble out of desperation, and kill themselves about it
What do you mean I can't solve all the world's problems simply by worrying? Clearly I must simply worry harder.
October 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
What do you mean I can't solve all the world's problems simply by worrying? Clearly I must simply worry harder.
Has the president said which flavor of snake oil is best for reducing fevers? We have lots of rattlers around here, and video game logic would suggest that very dangerous snakes would yield the best oil. I want to corner the market.
September 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Has the president said which flavor of snake oil is best for reducing fevers? We have lots of rattlers around here, and video game logic would suggest that very dangerous snakes would yield the best oil. I want to corner the market.
He died in this debate but I still think that feminist from Cambridge owned him harder.
September 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
He died in this debate but I still think that feminist from Cambridge owned him harder.
Whoa. I didn't even notice the illustrator in the room with us
July 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Whoa. I didn't even notice the illustrator in the room with us
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The death panels and FEMA concentration camps are finally real and brought to you by the same folk that tried to scare you about these fake things back in the day and now we are supposed to feel patriotic about killing and harming people in massive numbers
Happy Independence Day
Happy Independence Day
June 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The death panels and FEMA concentration camps are finally real and brought to you by the same folk that tried to scare you about these fake things back in the day and now we are supposed to feel patriotic about killing and harming people in massive numbers
Happy Independence Day
Happy Independence Day
I HAVE DECLARED A CEASEFIRE BETWEEN HOUSE ATREIDES AND HOUSE HARKONNEN. ARRAKIS IS SAVED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
June 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I HAVE DECLARED A CEASEFIRE BETWEEN HOUSE ATREIDES AND HOUSE HARKONNEN. ARRAKIS IS SAVED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Did he sing John McCain's little song when he did it?
June 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Did he sing John McCain's little song when he did it?
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My neighbor with the giant gadsden flag up in his garage watching me march by to join the No Kings protest
June 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My neighbor with the giant gadsden flag up in his garage watching me march by to join the No Kings protest
2025 black widow count on the catio: 🕷🕸
May 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
2025 black widow count on the catio: 🕷🕸
One of the cool things about life is there's a giant freight train of grief bearing down on us all and there's no way to get off the tracks.
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
One of the cool things about life is there's a giant freight train of grief bearing down on us all and there's no way to get off the tracks.
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Also, Canada, I love you and hate this ridiculous made-up horseshit that we're supposed to be enemies now because the world's orangest weirdo said so.
April 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Also, Canada, I love you and hate this ridiculous made-up horseshit that we're supposed to be enemies now because the world's orangest weirdo said so.
A beautiful day on the catio
April 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A beautiful day on the catio
We've dealt with economic uncertainty our entire lives. Will social security be there for me when I need it? Will my 401k be sufficient? It's wild to think that the uncertainty was in fact a golden age, because now I'm absolutely certain we're all fucked. I miss the uncertainty.
April 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
We've dealt with economic uncertainty our entire lives. Will social security be there for me when I need it? Will my 401k be sufficient? It's wild to think that the uncertainty was in fact a golden age, because now I'm absolutely certain we're all fucked. I miss the uncertainty.
When your cat is blissfully unaware of the punishing impact of Trumpenomics on household goods.
April 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
When your cat is blissfully unaware of the punishing impact of Trumpenomics on household goods.
The new guy in town, first saw him like a week ago but this is the first time he came to eat dinner with the rest of the colony. Gonna need to get this guy clipped asap.
March 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The new guy in town, first saw him like a week ago but this is the first time he came to eat dinner with the rest of the colony. Gonna need to get this guy clipped asap.
If you work at Tesla you should just not do that anymore.
March 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If you work at Tesla you should just not do that anymore.
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Taking people who came from country A to country B and sending them to do forced labor in country C isn’t “deporting” them, that’s just “the slave trade”.
The current administration is engaged in the slave trade.
The current administration is engaged in the slave trade.
March 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Taking people who came from country A to country B and sending them to do forced labor in country C isn’t “deporting” them, that’s just “the slave trade”.
The current administration is engaged in the slave trade.
The current administration is engaged in the slave trade.
Every day I wake up hoping to see a McDonald's based obit and instead I see the most heinous shit I've seen since yesterday.
March 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Every day I wake up hoping to see a McDonald's based obit and instead I see the most heinous shit I've seen since yesterday.