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Holand Deary
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Unrepentant cinephile. Weird Wednesday programmer at Wrigleyville Alamo Drafthouse. "Recording artist." Other stuff.
Letterboxd: http://letterboxd.com/rabbitroom
Bandcamp: http://anaphylaxis.bandcamp.com
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If the final form of "obnoxious cinephile" is where you just watch a lot of Lifetime movies and also DEATHSTALKER, I think I have arrived. But I also suppose everyone's journey is different.
My Letterboxd last four watched: WEB CAM GIRLS (Lifetime movie), BODYGUARD SEDUCTION (Lifetime movie), DEATHSTALKER (2025, not a Lifetime movie), MURDER AT THE LIGHTHOUSE (Lifetime movie)
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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If you see this, post Egg
Dr. Manhattan from HBO’s WATCHMEN
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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if u see this quote with the energy u bring to Bluesky.
A drowned corpse with octopus from Mario Bava’s A BAY OF BLOOD
September 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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If you're wondering why DOWNTON ABBEY: THE FINAL KUMITE is rated PG, the rating at the end of AMC's "shut off your damn cell phones" ad with cast members explains it's rated PG for "Reasons box. Fill in rating reason here. Reasons box. Fill in rating reason here."
The PG rating displayed at the end of the DOWNTON ABBEY "silence your phones" ad, with the text "Reasons box. Fill in rating reason here. Reasons box. Fill in rating reason here." instead of actual reasons for the rating.
September 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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This is utterly bizarre: My book of collected movie reviews, out of print since 2018 and completely unavailable now (because Amazon deleted my author account with no reason or warning!) was used in LibGen!? How the hell did they even get it in the first place!?
Search results for "Jason Coffman" in LibGen showing that my book THE UNREPENTANT CINEPHILE was used to train AI.
August 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Looks a bit like the leather-and-cowl clad antagonist in David DeCoteau's THE BROTHERHOOD III: YOUNG DEMONS, which was shot in Winnipeg
The villain from THE BROTHERHOOD III: YOUNG WARLOCKS, a guy in a leather suit with a bunch of ostentatious jewelry and a black cowl
August 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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There are some trials in this life a man must face alone
A Plex playlist of David DeCoteau’s 1313 movies. The first, 1313: NIGHTMARE MANSION is highlighted.
July 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Most watched directors on @letterboxd.social so far this year: Love how it looks like David Cronenberg is giving me side-eye
My most watched directors of 2025 so far on Letterboxd: David DeCoteau (77 films), Doug Campbell (25 films), Haylie Duff (6 films), Jeff Hare (5 films), David Cronenberg (3 films). David Cronenberg's photo makes it look like he is thinking "what is wrong with this guy"
July 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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bloody-disgusting.com/movie/388567...
A version of "The most interesting man in the world" meme but with a hockey mask crudely photoshopped over his face and the following text: I don't always drink when killing camp counselors, but when I do it's crisp, refreshing Angry Orchard hard cider.
June 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Men, what's stopping you from dressing like this
A still from the 1980 musical THE APPLE. The villainous Mr. Boogalow sits in a fancy chair wearing a black cape with red inner liner, ostentatious jewelry, a single golden horn sticking out of the left side of his head, and a lot of glitter in his facial hair.
June 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Kirk Cameron’s incredibly depressing birthday photo, where he is blowing out candles on a tiny cake on a table with three (3) Subway footlong sandwiches and two women look on, deeply embarrassed
June 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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A still from the movie IN FABRIC depicting Reg Speaks, washer/dryer repair man.
May 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Jeff had the best seat in the house for CHEERLEADER NIGHTMARE but then Radar one-upped him
Jeff, a gray and white kitten, sits on top of a pile of blankets next to a television and watches CHEERLEADER NIGHTMARE. Radar, an all-black kitten, stands on a sound bar directly in front of a television playing CHEERLEADER NIGHTMARE. Jeff, a gray and white kitten, is lying down on a pile of blankets nearby.
May 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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June 25th I'll be hosting the first Church Basement Cinema show at @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social Wrigleyville Weird Wednesday. If you're interested in seeing stuff you've almost certainly never seen before, this is one to pencil in on your calendar. drafthouse.com/chicago/even...
Still from the movie CHOICES (1988): A teenager stands by his car smoking a cigarette and looking at the empty stands at his school's football field. Still from the movie CHOICES (1988): Two teenage boys look at something behind the camera while standing in front of a parked car. Still from the movie CHOICES (1988): Two teenage girls are dressed up for a Halloween party and having a serious conversation. Still from the movie CHOICES (1988): A teenage boy lights a cigarette in the Spring Hill Mall.
May 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Youth pastor voice: "I guess this John Carpenter guy's pretty cool, but did you know there was another 'JC' who loved playing video games and getting high?"
Jack Black as Jeepers Creepers in the MR. SHOW skit "Jeepers Creepers Semi-Star," with Bob Odenkirk and Jill Talley in the background as Jeepers Creepers's parents
May 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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New pope has been selected already
A picture of Michael Ian Black as The Pope from THE STATE
April 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Me trying to maintain a positive attitude
A drowned corpse with octopus from Mario Bava’s A BAY OF BLOOD
April 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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2025 Letterboxd directors update: One of these things is not like the others
My top 10 watched directors for 2025 on Letterboxd, which consists of 9 directors who are known primarily for Lifetime movies and also Steven Soderbergh.
April 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Currently seated for MICKEY 17 at the Classic Cinemas Fox Lake. The recliners here go almost completely flat, so the pre-show had multiple slides with instructions if you lost something in them.
Hallway at Classic Cinemas Fox Lake with a poster for DROP Slide with instructions on how to retrieve something lost in a recliner at Classic Cinemas Fox Lake
March 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Really hope somebody did a double feature of CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD and ROLLER TOWN tonight. So proud to have been able to share one of my favorite comedies with some new folks!
Picture of the shows playing Alamo Drafthouse Wrigleyville this evening: CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD, COMPANION, and ROLLER TOWN Ticket stub for ROLLER TOWN at Alamo Drafthouse Wrigleyville
March 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Just adding my voice to the chorus singing the praises of THE MONKEY. Highest possible recommendation, an absolute blast.
Still from the movie THE MONKEY, showing the titular monkey.
February 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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As always, on this Valentine's Day be sure to take a moment to reflect and chortle at Joker's boner.
Two panels from a golden age BATMAN comic in which Joker says the word "boner" repeatedly.
February 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Then on March 19th, come to the Chicago premiere of the latest movie by Christopher R. Mihm, THREE BAD GIRLS WHO FIND A GUN AND BECOME VAMPIRES! I'm so jazzed to be bringing this one to town on the big screen! drafthouse.com/chicago/even...
Movie poster for THREE BAD GIRLS WHO FIND A GUN AND BECOME VAMPIRES
February 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Tickets are on sale for my March Weird Wednesday shows at the @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social Wrigleyville! First up on March 5th is ROLLER TOWN, a utterly bizarre Canadian comedy that's like WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER but for roller disco movies. drafthouse.com/chicago/even...
A still from the movie ROLLER TOWN depicting a lot of people wearing roller skates and dressed in high early 80s fashion.
February 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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"How are you coping with the state of the world?"
A picture of my top cast & directors for 2025 on Letterboxd. Top director is David DeCoteau with 18 movies, top actors are all from his Lifetime movies. #1 is Vivica A. Fox, who is in all of them.
January 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM