Tom Mason
@tommakescomics.bsky.social
Karoline Leavitt's grandfather?
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Karoline Leavitt's grandfather?
Breaking news, where everyone under 40 goes "Who?"
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Breaking news, where everyone under 40 goes "Who?"
In 1966, Johnny Carson played Twister on air with Eva Gabor, and suddenly a generation of men wanted to be talk show hosts.....
#tonightshow
#tvsky
#tonightshow
#tvsky
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
In 1966, Johnny Carson played Twister on air with Eva Gabor, and suddenly a generation of men wanted to be talk show hosts.....
#tonightshow
#tvsky
#tonightshow
#tvsky
From my new TV pitch: "Unhappy Backpacks"
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
From my new TV pitch: "Unhappy Backpacks"
"My one regret is that I never got to date the widow Melania..." -- Henry Kissinger on his deathbed, probably.
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"My one regret is that I never got to date the widow Melania..." -- Henry Kissinger on his deathbed, probably.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Every time I watch "Where Eagles Dare," I have to remind myself that this guy is a human actor and not a Gerry Anderson marionette.....
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Every time I watch "Where Eagles Dare," I have to remind myself that this guy is a human actor and not a Gerry Anderson marionette.....
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I always kick off the holiday season with one of my favorite Christmas movies.....
#moviesky
#kisskissbangbang
#moviesky
#kisskissbangbang
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I always kick off the holiday season with one of my favorite Christmas movies.....
#moviesky
#kisskissbangbang
#moviesky
#kisskissbangbang
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Donald Duck declares victory in the war between Duckburg and Turkeytown......
#thanksgiving
#thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Donald Duck declares victory in the war between Duckburg and Turkeytown......
#thanksgiving
#thanksgiving
"Big" is a lot of fun for everyone's character except Elizabeth Perkins' Susan. For her it's a "Twilight Zone" episode she can never, ever talk about.
#moviesky
#moviesky
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Big" is a lot of fun for everyone's character except Elizabeth Perkins' Susan. For her it's a "Twilight Zone" episode she can never, ever talk about.
#moviesky
#moviesky
To everyone traveling today to spend tomorrow with family to argue politics, fight over old grudges and shifting dynamics, and willingly eat the absolute lesser of the bird-meats stuffed with soggy croutons, I salute you!
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
To everyone traveling today to spend tomorrow with family to argue politics, fight over old grudges and shifting dynamics, and willingly eat the absolute lesser of the bird-meats stuffed with soggy croutons, I salute you!
The holiday Triffids are gathering.....
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The holiday Triffids are gathering.....
My local pool this week.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My local pool this week.
My favorite sports team is the Butterballs. Here they are lining up for Thursday's big game......
#thanksgiving
#thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My favorite sports team is the Butterballs. Here they are lining up for Thursday's big game......
#thanksgiving
#thanksgiving
My new nickname just dropped.
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My new nickname just dropped.
When I was a kid, this was my favorite week of school. It was a short week, Wednesday was just 'til lunch, teachers were half-assing it, and there was a chance they'd show us a movie so they could go to the "teachers' lounge," smoke and knock back a couple.
#thanksgiving
#thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When I was a kid, this was my favorite week of school. It was a short week, Wednesday was just 'til lunch, teachers were half-assing it, and there was a chance they'd show us a movie so they could go to the "teachers' lounge," smoke and knock back a couple.
#thanksgiving
#thanksgiving
Only 31 more smoking days 'til Christmas.....
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Only 31 more smoking days 'til Christmas.....
In my dream, I was in Valparaíso. Along the beach, I noticed whales were doing selfies with tourists, giving out rides, one photobombed a wedding. Three whales (one with glasses) watched from a distance, taking notes about humans.
Anyway, I have a zoom tomorrow with both my agent and my therapist!
Anyway, I have a zoom tomorrow with both my agent and my therapist!
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
In my dream, I was in Valparaíso. Along the beach, I noticed whales were doing selfies with tourists, giving out rides, one photobombed a wedding. Three whales (one with glasses) watched from a distance, taking notes about humans.
Anyway, I have a zoom tomorrow with both my agent and my therapist!
Anyway, I have a zoom tomorrow with both my agent and my therapist!
In The Wild, Wild West episode "The Night of the Winged Terror," is this villain (1) really, really smart; (2) escaped from a Gerry Anderson puppet show; or (3) been shot with Robert Conrad's secret peanut gun.......
#tvsky
#wildwildwest
#metv
#tvsky
#wildwildwest
#metv
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
In The Wild, Wild West episode "The Night of the Winged Terror," is this villain (1) really, really smart; (2) escaped from a Gerry Anderson puppet show; or (3) been shot with Robert Conrad's secret peanut gun.......
#tvsky
#wildwildwest
#metv
#tvsky
#wildwildwest
#metv
"A young woman leads waifs out of a swamp tyrant's baby farm..." Sparrows (1926) I miss the days when Hollywood really knew how to make movies...
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"A young woman leads waifs out of a swamp tyrant's baby farm..." Sparrows (1926) I miss the days when Hollywood really knew how to make movies...
The super-hero movie we need right now.......
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The super-hero movie we need right now.......