"Everybody knows trolls eat people and spit them out. Everybody knows dwarfs cut off your legs.
But at the same time everybody knows that what everybody knows is wrong."
"Everybody knows trolls eat people and spit them out. Everybody knows dwarfs cut off your legs.
But at the same time everybody knows that what everybody knows is wrong."
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
And you're right that it's bait, I really shoud've ignored it.
And you're right that it's bait, I really shoud've ignored it.
I'm neither a Tom Daley or knitting fan, but I can't imagine either of those things working me up into such a rage that I need to write and publish 800 words about it.
I'm neither a Tom Daley or knitting fan, but I can't imagine either of those things working me up into such a rage that I need to write and publish 800 words about it.
The only potential consequence of farting out this feeble fluff is for it to backfire.
So why bother?
The only potential consequence of farting out this feeble fluff is for it to backfire.
So why bother?