clin ton ' s trash can . YECHHHH!

hell , o , can you hav indicment , on my desk , , by moN da

dude you don’t have to choose to imagine that. It is just so plainly what happened. Are you, a psychic, really gonna tell a billionaire “you seem like a dilettante and are probably wasting your time with this.” Your entire bloodline would be vapor by sundown

Hey Ron, it’s your boss. We have to sit down so I can give you some serious news. It’s going to take some time to process. I’ll tell you about it later. Bye bye

Ahh, there’s barf in the sink!

I'll get banned if I say it

While the American Eagle shit is cringe, you have to hand it to him: no one was talking about the shutdown deal yesterday

Gonna start adding a "Type of Guys I Would Like To See Have An Accident" to my resume, that's the meta now