Tom Ganjamie
@tomgam.bsky.social
Is it Saint Swithin’s Day already?
Trump quietly asking RFK for help writing a poem to Zohran
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Trump quietly asking RFK for help writing a poem to Zohran
Canada must invade.
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Canada must invade.
New haiku just dropped
October 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
New haiku just dropped
We’re letting the perfect be the enemy of the good tonight if you want to pull up
October 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We’re letting the perfect be the enemy of the good tonight if you want to pull up
Neighborhood Google group is discussing how much candy to buy for a Friday Halloween and it's a nice pure reminder of life before A.I. ruined everything
October 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Neighborhood Google group is discussing how much candy to buy for a Friday Halloween and it's a nice pure reminder of life before A.I. ruined everything
Early Primary Exit Speed Run
Breaking News: Governor Gavin Newsom will call for California to scale back health care for undocumented immigrants to help balance its budget.
Newsom Proposes Scaling Back Health Care for Undocumented Immigrants in California
www.nytimes.com
May 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Early Primary Exit Speed Run
This sign language guy at New Orleans Jazzfest yesterday crushed Deacon Blues
May 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This sign language guy at New Orleans Jazzfest yesterday crushed Deacon Blues
Had a great time at the MJ Lenderman show last night but still thinking about how everyone in the band looks like they just came from working the night shift at a gas station convenience store
April 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Had a great time at the MJ Lenderman show last night but still thinking about how everyone in the band looks like they just came from working the night shift at a gas station convenience store
A mistargeted YouTube ad led me down a Wikipedia rabbit hole about this questionably named Christian metal-core band and it did not disappoint.
February 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
A mistargeted YouTube ad led me down a Wikipedia rabbit hole about this questionably named Christian metal-core band and it did not disappoint.
More like Yeti Vedder
February 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
More like Yeti Vedder
Ever since Pepsi stopped sponsoring the Super Bowl Halftime show I haven't seen a single person in the wild drinking a Pepsi. All time bag fumble!
February 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ever since Pepsi stopped sponsoring the Super Bowl Halftime show I haven't seen a single person in the wild drinking a Pepsi. All time bag fumble!
Me trying to put pajamas on my toddler at 7pm
January 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me trying to put pajamas on my toddler at 7pm
Hey Siri search “Ms. Rachel net worth”
January 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hey Siri search “Ms. Rachel net worth”
Missed opportunity for Peacock to do a Christmas short featuring all the Conclave cardinals doing a white elephant
December 25, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Missed opportunity for Peacock to do a Christmas short featuring all the Conclave cardinals doing a white elephant
What We Do in the Shadows. Perfect ending. Bravo.
December 17, 2024 at 4:29 AM
What We Do in the Shadows. Perfect ending. Bravo.
This is what they took from us
December 16, 2024 at 4:07 PM
This is what they took from us
It's all becoming clear:
-Fury over the Hunter pardon swells
-Biden resigns on Christmas Eve
-President Harris declares martial law
-Anora wins Best Picture
-Fury over the Hunter pardon swells
-Biden resigns on Christmas Eve
-President Harris declares martial law
-Anora wins Best Picture
December 3, 2024 at 3:47 PM
It's all becoming clear:
-Fury over the Hunter pardon swells
-Biden resigns on Christmas Eve
-President Harris declares martial law
-Anora wins Best Picture
-Fury over the Hunter pardon swells
-Biden resigns on Christmas Eve
-President Harris declares martial law
-Anora wins Best Picture
Tired: Cyber Monday
Wired: Sideburn Monday
Wired: Sideburn Monday
December 3, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Tired: Cyber Monday
Wired: Sideburn Monday
Wired: Sideburn Monday
How are they still running cologne ads with Johnny Depp? Who is like “oh sweet I too want to smell like the bathroom at a hookah bar”?
November 26, 2024 at 2:51 AM
How are they still running cologne ads with Johnny Depp? Who is like “oh sweet I too want to smell like the bathroom at a hookah bar”?
November 22, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Showing up to jury duty like this
November 21, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Showing up to jury duty like this
This whole boxing match thing is very stupid but if it has to happen I know who I’m rooting for
November 16, 2024 at 3:24 AM
This whole boxing match thing is very stupid but if it has to happen I know who I’m rooting for
The Biden-Harris administration should spend the remainder of their term working tirelessly day and night to make sure Trump’s microphone malfunctions during the inauguration
November 12, 2024 at 3:23 PM
The Biden-Harris administration should spend the remainder of their term working tirelessly day and night to make sure Trump’s microphone malfunctions during the inauguration
Democrats don’t need to go on podcasts to win over average voters. They should be doing weekly guest spots on like Doctor Odyssey or 9-11: Lone Star. Mayor Pete stung by mysterious wasps. Big Gretch poisoned by illegal caribou meat.
November 11, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Democrats don’t need to go on podcasts to win over average voters. They should be doing weekly guest spots on like Doctor Odyssey or 9-11: Lone Star. Mayor Pete stung by mysterious wasps. Big Gretch poisoned by illegal caribou meat.