Ancient January proverb:

“May your soul never be as bare
As a lounge once the Christmas Tree has gone”

Most people have this annoyance leaving to go to work.

Shift workers know the pain of trying to go HOME with this problem

Finding it hard to take all these “this is how you should approach 2025” inspirational posts seriously.

When I started my year by persuading a guy not to use a pair of scissors from his bag as a weapon, I don’t think I need any tips. 😂

Well, 2025 started with a taxi, a train turned back due to flooding, then held due to a trespasser, then attempt a diversion route which closed before we departed, so another taxi.

Oh and breaking up a fight.

Quieter one when I’m back later please?

@garethdennis.bsky.social given todays announcement of potential rail devo - have you done (or know of anywhere I can read) analysis of what this might look like? I was staring at a map of northern’s routes on a break last week wondering how it could be broken up into mayoralties. Would it work?

Every time someone posts a baby announcement it takes all my strength not to send them this classic Simpsons joke

But if you stop buying costas…

I know I’m getting older when Im getting angry at video menus in cafes, bars, cinemas etc.

I just want to read the menu, why do you keep animating it away from me?!

Judging by how hard it was to get in to a Saturday afternoon showing #Moana2 is gonna have a big ol opening weekend!

I wish there was a quick way to find all the people you follow on Twitter on here. Can’t be bothered searching for them all!

Oh hello Blue Sky! Felt like everyone I liked was leaving the twit place, so giving this a go! Come say hey!