tom burns
@tomburns.bsky.social
Chicago, puzzles, food, probably other things
who among us, honestly
October 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
who among us, honestly
some call it the fakest insurance of all
October 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
some call it the fakest insurance of all
but neven, how are we going to build character with this level of wholesomeness
(long time no @; hope all is well with the mrgans!)
(long time no @; hope all is well with the mrgans!)
September 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
but neven, how are we going to build character with this level of wholesomeness
(long time no @; hope all is well with the mrgans!)
(long time no @; hope all is well with the mrgans!)
on some level it’s the same as googling “hummus recipe” and it saves you the 10 paragraph life story tied to the recipe, but on the other hand maybe scrolling past the life story builds character and encourages independence
September 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
on some level it’s the same as googling “hummus recipe” and it saves you the 10 paragraph life story tied to the recipe, but on the other hand maybe scrolling past the life story builds character and encourages independence
it’s almost as if global demand is outstripping supply on what is fundamentally a luxury import good for most economic centers on earth
September 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
it’s almost as if global demand is outstripping supply on what is fundamentally a luxury import good for most economic centers on earth
international baccalaureate inflation, among other dumb reasons
September 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
international baccalaureate inflation, among other dumb reasons
Bambu A1 is the way to go, just to add to the chorus
August 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Bambu A1 is the way to go, just to add to the chorus
ed fuckin warned us about stairs, bro
August 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
ed fuckin warned us about stairs, bro
don’t worry, as soon as they crack this whole AI thing Siri will be able to handle it
August 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
don’t worry, as soon as they crack this whole AI thing Siri will be able to handle it
even without bad docking I feel like they intentionally price it so that if you even think about using it more than once a month the membership makes it cheaper
August 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
even without bad docking I feel like they intentionally price it so that if you even think about using it more than once a month the membership makes it cheaper
the Schwarzenegger administration, more or less
August 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
the Schwarzenegger administration, more or less
those handles seem awful ergonomically, looks like a great pan otherwise though
August 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
those handles seem awful ergonomically, looks like a great pan otherwise though
the best for sure — one of the first albums I remember loving end to end as a kid (thanks, cool parents)
July 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
the best for sure — one of the first albums I remember loving end to end as a kid (thanks, cool parents)
the price is wrong, bob
July 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
the price is wrong, bob
I still think fondly about the time he got his ass beat just blocks away from our apartment
July 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I still think fondly about the time he got his ass beat just blocks away from our apartment