Tommy Miller
@tomahawk.bsky.social
Actor, writer, media entrepreneur, consummate Robin, enjoyer of Clemson football and film auteurs from Austin. I will not drink your milkshake. Co-founder @yourtango
Thriller is just short for “THRILLing experience in a movie theatER”
August 12, 2023 at 1:16 PM
Thriller is just short for “THRILLing experience in a movie theatER”
I’m a bit of a shutter bug myself
August 11, 2023 at 12:29 AM
I’m a bit of a shutter bug myself
The worst thing you can do for a 12-year old boy’s development is laugh at a thing they yell out in a movie theater
August 10, 2023 at 7:09 PM
The worst thing you can do for a 12-year old boy’s development is laugh at a thing they yell out in a movie theater
Already muting people on here. Different app, same bird.
August 10, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Already muting people on here. Different app, same bird.
The biggest bummer of the digital age is that the horny calendar business has practically disappeared from the earth
August 10, 2023 at 3:54 PM
The biggest bummer of the digital age is that the horny calendar business has practically disappeared from the earth
As my friend Worms would say when he brought beer over from the pharmacy he worked at, “the only point in having a job is to hook up your friends.”
before you get mad at clarence thomas maybe consider if you, too, would take bribes at your job if it were impossible to get in trouble
August 10, 2023 at 3:10 PM
As my friend Worms would say when he brought beer over from the pharmacy he worked at, “the only point in having a job is to hook up your friends.”
Reposted by Tommy Miller
before you get mad at clarence thomas maybe consider if you, too, would take bribes at your job if it were impossible to get in trouble
August 10, 2023 at 2:11 PM
before you get mad at clarence thomas maybe consider if you, too, would take bribes at your job if it were impossible to get in trouble
That 2 weeks you were calling ecstasy “e” instead of “x” is probably what’s going to keep you out of heaven
August 10, 2023 at 2:58 PM
That 2 weeks you were calling ecstasy “e” instead of “x” is probably what’s going to keep you out of heaven
Kurosawa’s Ran was actually an amalgam of King Lear & My Three Sons but set in feudal Japan.
August 10, 2023 at 12:11 PM
Kurosawa’s Ran was actually an amalgam of King Lear & My Three Sons but set in feudal Japan.
There’s a real possibility you won’t be embarrassed of your embarrassing behavior when you reflect on it in the future & that’s probably a greater tragedy.
August 10, 2023 at 12:06 PM
There’s a real possibility you won’t be embarrassed of your embarrassing behavior when you reflect on it in the future & that’s probably a greater tragedy.
My looks have been described as “I guess there’s nothing really wrong with him.”
August 9, 2023 at 7:43 PM
My looks have been described as “I guess there’s nothing really wrong with him.”
Just occurred to me that Happy Gilmore is short for Happenstance Gilmore Girls.
August 8, 2023 at 6:38 AM
Just occurred to me that Happy Gilmore is short for Happenstance Gilmore Girls.
Garfield The Boomtown Rats
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Mondays are the worst
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Mondays are the worst
August 7, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Garfield The Boomtown Rats
🤝
Mondays are the worst
🤝
Mondays are the worst
Fiancée asked me to consider shaving my beard for the wedding, sure hope girlie looks great as a bald bride
August 6, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Fiancée asked me to consider shaving my beard for the wedding, sure hope girlie looks great as a bald bride
Of all the 90s stuff we could have brought back, none of you absolute lemmings thought about a car bra renaissance?
August 5, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Of all the 90s stuff we could have brought back, none of you absolute lemmings thought about a car bra renaissance?
I’m okay with an adult film actor giving marriage advice - I’m not sold on someone aggressively gesticulating with a cigarette giving marriage advice.
August 4, 2023 at 3:42 PM
I’m okay with an adult film actor giving marriage advice - I’m not sold on someone aggressively gesticulating with a cigarette giving marriage advice.
Wish someone had mentioned that Superman & Lois might end like this before I dedicated my entire life and personality to it.
August 3, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Wish someone had mentioned that Superman & Lois might end like this before I dedicated my entire life and personality to it.
Oh yeah, if the earth is so flat, why does this pencil I set on my desk just fly off into outer space?
August 3, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Oh yeah, if the earth is so flat, why does this pencil I set on my desk just fly off into outer space?
She blinded me … with fingers!
August 3, 2023 at 4:51 PM
She blinded me … with fingers!
I believe ACAB also includes the Green Lantern Corps, unfortunately
August 2, 2023 at 2:32 PM
I believe ACAB also includes the Green Lantern Corps, unfortunately
“You’re not ugly, you’re just lower middle class” he affirms into the mirror.
August 1, 2023 at 2:19 PM
“You’re not ugly, you’re just lower middle class” he affirms into the mirror.
Media literacy and reading comprehension seem better over here too. I know better than get my hopes up buuuuutttttttt…
July 31, 2023 at 7:23 PM
Media literacy and reading comprehension seem better over here too. I know better than get my hopes up buuuuutttttttt…
If you’re not fishing where the fish are, you’re just getting drunk in a boat with your dad. Which is also excellent.
July 31, 2023 at 6:32 PM
If you’re not fishing where the fish are, you’re just getting drunk in a boat with your dad. Which is also excellent.