Father's Day cards: "Your dad... he's a dad, right? We've come up with a hilarious selection of cards that talk about the universal dad experiences: liking football, beer, and farting, possibly to the exclusion of actual parenting! What's that? Not enough variety? We have cards with golf jokes too!"

I just checked and the collection is now up to 186GB, so if they bring it back they better make it bigger.

Well this is just obviously wrong -- the 160GB iPod was clearly the best device. It could actually hold all my music!

One of the most ridiculous letters you've read... _so far_.

Well, I have heard rumors that there are neighborhoods west of the Quaker. I think I even saw a report that scientists have theorized we may even have additional neighborhoods on this side as well! Exciting times.

(I'm kidding, I'll even be in the West End tomorrow!)

Well thank you for unlocking this new nightmare material. Excited to see how my brain tries it out tonight!