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This example is particularly stupid because the great thing about auto parts stores is that they are set up to assume the customer has no idea what part they need and the guy behind the counter can just look it up for you. And you won’t even have to drain a reservoir in the desert to do it!
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I do, actually, mean that when I say it. Borders are fake.
Let’s talk about abolishing ICE.

Very few people who say “abolish ICE” mean “abandon all immigration enforcement.” Rather, they mean “the structure of immigration enforcement is irretrievably broken and needs to be reorganized, just like we did 23 years ago when we created ICE.”
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January 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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We are so far beyond "show us your papers." They don't want to see the papers. We are now into the "give us the names" stage of the occupation.
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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checking in on the president of the United States
January 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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lol owned
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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the woodland detectives
January 13, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I would like to notify DHS that there are actually two Havana devices and I am in possession of the second one. No, it’s not just a Bluetooth speaker wrapped in tinfoil. Yes, I do accept PayPal.
The Department of Homeland Security spent an eight figure sum to buy what they believe is a Havana Syndrome device (lol)
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Hudson River baybeeeeeeeee!
January 12, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I won’t lie, this explains a lot.
what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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the computer used to have its own room, a place of reverence. look what happened we when let it leave that room
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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The animating force at the heart of US conservatism currently is incandescent rage at the mere idea of women's autonomy and independence. An image of a smiling woman who looks insufficiently deferential for their tastes riles them up enough to tear up the social contract.
this is all it’s really about for them. Not domestic policy, not “economic anxiety”, just an endless desire to punish stand-ins for the Mommy who forced them take a bath, even if it tanks their own quality of life.
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 AM
January 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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lawyers posting about trump news every day
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If the Bears win the Superbowl, I think that’s pretty solid evidence that Catholicism is the correct religion and the Pope does in fact have a direct line to God.
January 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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My wife saw this and says to add that Sonny the cuckoo is not gay, he is ace and aromantic. Quote "He only loves Cocoa Puffs."
Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Do you believe in... bad??
January 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
They think they’re better than you, and more importantly, they think they’re can kill you if they feel like it.
January 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Those of you who still insist on drawing a distinction between ICE and police should be aware that the police are not drawing that distinction.
Thank you for telling us you neither serve nor protect. Thank you for saying the quiet part out loud. That was state murder in broad daylight, captured from multiple angles by multiple witnesses, and the people of Minneapolis have eyes.

You support murder.
January 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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I remember Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama sleeping through the Hortmans, to both give heartfelt condemnation of violence in regards to Charlie Kirk mere hours after he died. and Look! The dumbfuck twins back fast asleep when its not a fascist being murdered.
January 8, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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Evergreen:

The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
Black folk will tell you: The 1st thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.🤷🏿‍♂️

They lie because there's upside in it for them, and no downside.

No matter how many times they get caught lying, newspapers will print their next lie as the gospel truth.🤡

And people stop caring before truth hits
ICE lied about the person it shot, claiming he was a "criminal," but NBC finds that he had no criminal history whatsoever. Not even traffic tickets in 12 years! It also lied about the extent of the injuries to its agents....
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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It’s a big club and you ain’t in it
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Conner4Real will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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most of what we think of as "Stanley Kubrick's films" are actually illegitimate products of the notorious Dutch forger and conman, Anton Sexhool
January 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM