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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"

bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I feel like people don't talk about this that much, but American television never grew out of the reality tv phase of the 00s. Everything has to have bullshit shoe-horned into it and can't exist on its own and it's just so god damn exhausting.
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I also had a realization after I posted this and there was a good Atom & His Package album that came out in 2004!
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

I really struggled to find something that landed on this and most of what I did was awful. I also second that this was a bad time for art in general. However, it did give us one of my favorite Bad Religion albums of all time!
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Damn, I guess that post really popped off 👀
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The thing is that this mostly became an issue in the US because companies pushing it knew the dangers and didn't care; there was money to be made. All of these companies know what they are doing and don't give a shit because irrevocable impacts on society are just the cost of doing business.
Love to see community action against this AI nonsense! neighborhoodview.org/2025/11/13/d...
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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i'm really annoyed the internet has reached a point where people by default think every game is bad, especially with older ones. i get this from random chatters no matter how much i am enjoying myself, streamers have their whole personality revolve around trashing every tiny thing, it's exhausting
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
If anyone would like to spread awareness of this Extra Life event that is benefiting Children's Miracle Network, it would be greatly appreciated! 😃
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November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I now fully believe that I am cursed when it comes to sports. If I'm rooting for your team, you are fucked. Jays choke the entire series away over the past 2 games. I am just bad luck .............
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I admire the Jays strategy thus far: trap your opponents in a pocket Hell Dimension made of pure baseball until they lose the will to play and give up.
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Who is your favorite Iron Chef and why?

I personally really like Iron Chef Chinese, aka Chen Kenichi. This is mostly because during the entire run of the show, you are hard pressed to find a single frame of this man not looking like he's having some kind of existential crisis ala George Costanza
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Watching old episodes of Iron Chef (Japan) is one of life's simple pleasures
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
What did I do to deserve this baseball game? 17 innings and counting ......
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I swear every day this past month has just been one kick in the dick after another =/
October 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
How much empirical evidence is there that England is, indeed, a real place?
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
If there is a single food people gotta just calm down about, it's eggs. People are goin' way too far with these egg crimes lately lol
October 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I finally got around to watching a movie that's been in my backlog for a while now, 1967's Playtime.

This movie was just oddly fascinating and mesmerizing to watch. I don't know if I've ever watched a movie and had absolutely zero idea where I should be looking the entire time. 🧵
October 16, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I feel like things have just been so much lately. Like I'm just burnt out on work, burnt out on life, and burnt out on everything horrible around me. I recently found out someone I know is going through cancer and everything is just so heavy right now ...
October 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I don't know if it's more of an old fashioned thing instilled into me by my grandparents, but there are few pleasures in life that hit the same quite like just having a really nice cup of coffee and slice of pie.
a man in a suit is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a cup of coffee ..
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a cup of coffee ..
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October 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM