3x Socks Folding World Champion
@toiletmike.bsky.social
here to have a nice time
FINE! I didnt want to participate anyway!
*unless you want
*unless you want
October 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
FINE! I didnt want to participate anyway!
*unless you want
*unless you want
hello is this place a thing? do people post things here?
July 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
hello is this place a thing? do people post things here?
Do I wish I was at the club hangin with cool people on a Saturday night instead of Googling "Is King Kong a girl because he dont have a penis?", well let me tell you the answer is no
January 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Do I wish I was at the club hangin with cool people on a Saturday night instead of Googling "Is King Kong a girl because he dont have a penis?", well let me tell you the answer is no
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March 16, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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When is the last time you gave someone the old razzamatazz?
March 5, 2024 at 1:51 AM
When is the last time you gave someone the old razzamatazz?
Im sure I'll come off real old here but I just saw a band called Mannequin Pussy😂
March 5, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Im sure I'll come off real old here but I just saw a band called Mannequin Pussy😂
Godzilla vs. Kong would have been better if they had them wearing pants🤷♂️
March 4, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Godzilla vs. Kong would have been better if they had them wearing pants🤷♂️
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He is the owner 🐱
February 25, 2024 at 12:59 AM
He is the owner 🐱
*watching Godzilla vs. Kong when Kong comes on screen*
Me: *turns to date* thats the guy who fights the lizard
Me: *turns to date* thats the guy who fights the lizard
February 25, 2024 at 12:13 AM
*watching Godzilla vs. Kong when Kong comes on screen*
Me: *turns to date* thats the guy who fights the lizard
Me: *turns to date* thats the guy who fights the lizard
dang sometimes i just be poopin like theres no tomorrow
February 24, 2024 at 3:16 AM
dang sometimes i just be poopin like theres no tomorrow
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we found it. the first bad dog.
February 18, 2024 at 6:11 PM
we found it. the first bad dog.
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Even though he was a clown, I still think what Pennywise did was wrong
February 19, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Even though he was a clown, I still think what Pennywise did was wrong
Me: *walking up to a younger looking woman at the bar* So hey, have you seen some of these new cellular telephone applications? I mean WOW!
February 12, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Me: *walking up to a younger looking woman at the bar* So hey, have you seen some of these new cellular telephone applications? I mean WOW!
When it comes to posting average to sub-average content at 3:00am on a sunday morning, I'm your guy
February 11, 2024 at 4:07 PM
When it comes to posting average to sub-average content at 3:00am on a sunday morning, I'm your guy
Sorry I'm late, there was 1/16th of an inch of rain so everyone was driving 20mph
February 10, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Sorry I'm late, there was 1/16th of an inch of rain so everyone was driving 20mph
fuck i tweet dumb
February 6, 2024 at 3:44 AM
fuck i tweet dumb
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It's not personal but I hate everything and everyone.
February 3, 2024 at 12:19 AM
It's not personal but I hate everything and everyone.
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[hotel]
ME: do you offer turndown service
CONCIERGE: sorry no
ME: thank you
ME: do you offer turndown service
CONCIERGE: sorry no
ME: thank you
January 31, 2024 at 12:57 AM
[hotel]
ME: do you offer turndown service
CONCIERGE: sorry no
ME: thank you
ME: do you offer turndown service
CONCIERGE: sorry no
ME: thank you
The best thing about the PS5 controller is how it lets you know how filthy your hands are
January 31, 2024 at 1:33 AM
The best thing about the PS5 controller is how it lets you know how filthy your hands are
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me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk*
my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone
my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone
May 3, 2023 at 11:55 AM
me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk*
my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone
my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone
Sorry I said your grandma was a mark ass buster
January 30, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Sorry I said your grandma was a mark ass buster
Alexa asked me if I wanted to hear a cat joke and I said yeah and she said "why are cats never invited to picnics? Because they always leave litter" and I laughed what is wrong with me and is it curable?
January 22, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Alexa asked me if I wanted to hear a cat joke and I said yeah and she said "why are cats never invited to picnics? Because they always leave litter" and I laughed what is wrong with me and is it curable?
unlike most people, i actually want to win the lottery
January 20, 2024 at 1:32 AM
unlike most people, i actually want to win the lottery