“The Gay Latino man named Chad, from Afghanistan” is a character description that that makes me feel insane, and yet they never explore this mystery

Everyone in the party has learned that the moment the cloud of cataracts descends over his eyes, you just wail on this tiny old gnome until he comes to his senses, because he will not spare you

Live Gimmieghoul Reaction has become a load bearing pillar in my brainstem ever since

“We’re getting on in years and you’re not popping out any great grandkids any time soon, I’m channeling my maternal instincts into politics” is unfortunately not a winning defence for investing in fantasy Raytheon & joining the council of war profiteer industrialists

Conjuring images in my mind of Sephiroth with a 24k gold labubu buckled to the hilt of his katana

The Woke Wizard

Many older men who try to become game journalists and then just purchase their favorite gaming news site to do it are evil, and perhaps the Shacknews CEO is, but seeing a bunch of trans charity work and BLM focus is a flooring experience given what you’d expect out of a history like that

The most shocking twist in the show, to me, is when one of the gay little assistants mentioned having a wife after spending the last three episodes becoming inseparable with a gayer, more fascist little assistant. I could not suspend my belief for this

Truly enamored with the idea of a villain just watching a clown car keep showing up to add new batches of otherwise completely unrelated heroes to the adventure, somewhere between exasperated and convinced they’re the target of malicious cosmic injustice

The same evening that gave me “capuchin mushroom” which is something that I think I’m just enamored with purely from the concept it implies