jay 🐋
@tofu-pofu.bsky.social
he/him | 20s | B.S. ecology | freak of nature
if you beat kevin feige in ritual combat they should let you make your own marvel show
July 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
if you beat kevin feige in ritual combat they should let you make your own marvel show
anthony mackie has the face of a darling angel and a body that makes me feel like a victorian man who just saw a hint of ankle
May 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
anthony mackie has the face of a darling angel and a body that makes me feel like a victorian man who just saw a hint of ankle
yeah times are tough right now but that just means some enterprising southerner is inventing a new and delicious way to eat rice and/or beans
April 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
yeah times are tough right now but that just means some enterprising southerner is inventing a new and delicious way to eat rice and/or beans
robert irwin are you into ugly transsexuals i have many animal facts to offer if so
April 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
robert irwin are you into ugly transsexuals i have many animal facts to offer if so
at this point my most promising career option is to buy a plane ticket to australia and start loitering at the australian zoo in the hopes that robert irwin falls madly in love with me
April 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
at this point my most promising career option is to buy a plane ticket to australia and start loitering at the australian zoo in the hopes that robert irwin falls madly in love with me
this is how writers talk about writing
March 31, 2025 at 6:41 AM
this is how writers talk about writing
ENCHANTING SIRENS HAVE LURED ME INTO THIS CHILIS WHERE I WILL SPEND $60
March 31, 2025 at 5:33 AM
ENCHANTING SIRENS HAVE LURED ME INTO THIS CHILIS WHERE I WILL SPEND $60
if i see another fictional heart to heart between 2 men end in a brug i'm gonna go ape
March 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
if i see another fictional heart to heart between 2 men end in a brug i'm gonna go ape
if you're online making videos of what car you think people drive based on their vibes you're missing your calling as a medium from 1810
February 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
if you're online making videos of what car you think people drive based on their vibes you're missing your calling as a medium from 1810
if i had a nickel for every time i've read a black widow comic where there was a plot relevant red room spy who also happened to be a very large talking animal, i would have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
February 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
if i had a nickel for every time i've read a black widow comic where there was a plot relevant red room spy who also happened to be a very large talking animal, i would have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
does anyone else remember when ben shapiro was deeply worried about the state of meg thee stallion's pussy. i feel like we moved on from that too fast
January 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
does anyone else remember when ben shapiro was deeply worried about the state of meg thee stallion's pussy. i feel like we moved on from that too fast
the red room isn't special that's just what childhood dance is like
January 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
the red room isn't special that's just what childhood dance is like
2025 is gonna suck but the only way out is through
January 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
2025 is gonna suck but the only way out is through
your priority first and foremost should be hating your friends shitty parents. and then your career or whatever
December 23, 2024 at 11:42 PM
your priority first and foremost should be hating your friends shitty parents. and then your career or whatever
tummy upset at work incident. there were no survivors
December 23, 2024 at 7:56 PM
tummy upset at work incident. there were no survivors
a mcdonalds frappe is the most delicious drink in the world that does 1d4 frost damage every time you take a sip
December 12, 2024 at 3:51 PM
a mcdonalds frappe is the most delicious drink in the world that does 1d4 frost damage every time you take a sip
my very favorite genre of video is "guy who looks in danger of being carried off by a strong gust of wind pretending to be tough with his best buddies" it's truly heartwarming
December 12, 2024 at 5:55 AM
my very favorite genre of video is "guy who looks in danger of being carried off by a strong gust of wind pretending to be tough with his best buddies" it's truly heartwarming
they had to hold him without bail because we would have put together the greatest talent show this town has ever seen and then they'd have to let him go
December 10, 2024 at 8:04 AM
they had to hold him without bail because we would have put together the greatest talent show this town has ever seen and then they'd have to let him go
help me luigi manicotti whoever the fuck you are....... you're my only ho
December 10, 2024 at 8:01 AM
help me luigi manicotti whoever the fuck you are....... you're my only ho
does anyone wanna hold hands and lay down in the soft quiet snowy night and not get back up w me
December 3, 2024 at 11:53 AM
does anyone wanna hold hands and lay down in the soft quiet snowy night and not get back up w me
potentially the coolest thing i've ever seen is a shark barfing up another shark
December 3, 2024 at 1:16 AM
potentially the coolest thing i've ever seen is a shark barfing up another shark
finally. another platform i can forget about and neglect
November 24, 2024 at 4:39 AM
finally. another platform i can forget about and neglect