If you show me 9 people having lunch with a Nazi, I'll show you 10 Nazis.
You are what you vote for.

Trump pardoned Rod Blagojevich today...

who had that on their apocalypse bingo card?

You can tell we are a consumer culture. Everybody is losing their shit about tariffs but not the death of civil liberties.

WE NEED TO HIRE STRICTLY ON MERIT

Like how they hired Chad because Kip was his fraternity brother.

I do not have a "man cave."

I am progressive, erudite, and civilized.

I have a mantuary.

If it waddles like a duck and quacks like a duck then it's a Nazi salute.

I admit it. My thoughts on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are not always strictly acceptable to express socially.

I am so proud to be, as I've been told I am, a woke NPR beta cuck.

You: Alexa, find a breakfast diner near me.

Phone: Who is Alexa.

You: Sorry... Siri, find a breakfast diner near me.

Phone: Why don't you let that bitch Alexa find a breakfast diner near you?

You can more easily trick me into taking my pills if you hide them in a chunk of cheese.

New Law: If you watch any media on a phone in public... WEAR HEADPHONES!!!!

I added four posts today, and I'm going to try to start adding new posts every day. Why? Because X/Twitter is a Nazi cesspool so if I try to contribute every day, maybe others will, and traffic will increase and this platform will become vibrant and supplant Musk's Racist Nightmare Factory.

Interested in talking about trans rights? Do it today at dinner with your family.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Do you feel someone you love doesn't know how tariffs work? Talk about it today at dinner with your family.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Is someone mad that we can't say Merry Christmas anymore? Bring it up today as you pass the sweet potatoes.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Your uncle is happy about deporting immigrants? Remind him today where all this goddamn food came from.
Happy Thanksgiving.

This is a surreal world.
Today, a 19 year old girl can audit a community college Intro To Economics class then blow up on TikTok explaining late stage capitalism while dancing in a Hello Kitty bikini.

This is my first post on Blue Sky. Today I learned spaces do not count against the character limit. In the bottom right corner of the text box, there is a counter ticking off characters, but also a circle that fills in if you need a visual representation. I want to use every character. Fifteen left.