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Todd Gregory
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Senior staff editor at The New York Times. From the prairie part of the Prairie State. COYS (Views are my own, etc.)
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It's still Silence Kit to me, dammit!!
White guy with glasses speaking into a microphone, sitting on bleachers in a gymnasium, in the meme about pro wrestling being real, to him. I love this meme.
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Blueberry bagel face
The side of a blueberry bagel in a stack of several. The eyes are little blueberries, and the mouth is a fold in the bread. The lips look like a little kid pouting.
October 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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When I'm in a car crash and the officer asks me what happened
The back of a Detroit Lions player's jersey. His last name is TeSlaa.
October 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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The future owner of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
Two guys standing steps against a tropical-looking background. One guy has a panama hat on and is wearing shorts and some kind of a floral shirt with a yellow Nike logo on it? He is drinking from a cup. The guy next to him is in shorts and a white T-shirt with a necklace. They're both wearing sunglasses. Information on the Instagram post that the other pic is from. The user is brooklynearick, the location is Coachella, and the caption from 388 weeks ago says, simply, "Hella vibes"
September 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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João Palinha kinda looks like Daniel Brühl?
João Palinha Daniel Brühl
September 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Thinking fondly of this tweet
A screenshot of a Twitter post by @jawbroken from Nov. 7, 2010. It reads: "November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone" At the time of the screenshot, it had over 17,000 retweets and over 25,000 likes.
September 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Time to watch the Chicago Bears play football
Marco Rubio looking absolutely exhausted
September 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Dying of starvation because I refuse to do anything other than listen to this sound
September 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Homer Simpson standing atop beer barrels, surrounded by a crowd. He is saying "To Daniel Levy, the cause of and solution to all of Spurs' problems!"
September 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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This should just be the regular Wheaties box imo
The front of a "collectors edition" Wheaties box. It is pale orange with a navy blue circle in the middle. A cream-colored diagonal strip is emblazoned across it that says WHEATIES in navy capital letters. Above it in the navy circle is cream text that says "Collectors Edition," and below it is cream text that says "The Breakfast of Champions." The fonts are all old school. The whole thing has a thin cream border. It is beautiful.
September 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Man United? The international T-shirt brand?
Jim Downey in the Jeff Epstein meme
August 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Why thank you
Skywriting over the NYC skyline that reads URANUS LOOKS GOOD
August 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Happy Wednesday
A bunch of stickers on a beer cooler in a bar. Among others, there is a crossbones with pizza in the middle, a bottle of rum held in woven straw, an orange skull with green goo coming out of the top, and a rectangular white sticker with all-caps black letters that reads "THANK GOD FOR QUEERS AND MONSTER TRUCKS"
July 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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The last quarter of a century, in a nutshell
Mark McGwire on The Simpsons in 1999, with a bunch a printout tucked under his hat that contains all the data the Major League Baseball is collecting on all of us.
July 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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What the heck
On a desk, a bag of chips sits inside one half of a paperboard deli box. In the other half is a hero wrapped in paper and split in half. Tucked around the sandwich is an absolutely enormous pickled long pepper. It wraps around one side of the container and most of another.
July 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Beverage check
A clear 12 ounce glass bottle of Moshi Sparkling Yuzu Unsweetened. It's covered in perspiration. The name is stacked from top to bottom, and under it is an illustration of a yuzu with a leaf on top and a yuzu wedge to its side. The label fades from pale green on top to white on the bottom. I'm holding it in my weird pinkish right hand, and an asphalt street with white lines is below.
July 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Actually, I need to add to this by asking: Is this the most important corner in NYC politics?
A pic of the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell on Jamaica Avenue, stolen from Wikipedia
July 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Lol no
A sign at a ferry dock, nailed to wooden shingles. The background is green, and in white capital letters are the words "Do Not Post"
June 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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It seems like this classic isn't on here, and it should be.
A screenshot of a tweet from Nihal 🌿 @coralbeef_: Every professor's "email etiquette": please kneel and bow your head, wait for the Herald to announce your email Subject, please provide plentiful Offerings to show your loyalty Me: *follows etiquette* Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad 5:53 PM · Sep 7, 2018
June 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I think that was not decaf
Bart Simpson with wild pupils and a green mustache after drinking an all-syrup Super Squishee
June 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Folks, he's here.
A life size (or so) representation of El Chapulín with his right hand raised with a mallet. He is in the corner of a bar, bathed in colorful light.
June 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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When a mutual likes your post after you thought they'd muted you
Happy Pope Leo XIV waving in his vestments as he was introduced at the Vatican
June 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Hello, Philadelphia. Baseball is an excellent excuse to drink beer at 1:05 p.m. on a Wednesday.
The outfield of Citizens Bank Park, shot from the right field side. Both foul poles are visible, as are the three Phillies outfielders. The Phanatic is riding his four-wheeler between them.
June 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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No
A screenshot of a Google Calendar widget with today's date that says "Nothing planned / Tap here to add events to your schedule"
May 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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It really happened.
Sonny lifting the Europa League trophy with his teammates after the final.
May 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM