Todd Coleman
@toddcoleman.bsky.social
User interface and graphic designer
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Spilled a bunch of peanut butter protein powder on the kitchen counter & grabbed a wet paper towel to clean it up. Just ended up smearing peanut butter all over the goddamn counter.
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Spilled a bunch of peanut butter protein powder on the kitchen counter & grabbed a wet paper towel to clean it up. Just ended up smearing peanut butter all over the goddamn counter.
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"Design is now in the highest level of the government ever – there's nowhere higher that we can go unless one day the president also happens to be a designer, which would be interesting.”
these people are so fucking stupid
these people are so fucking stupid
From this vapid interview with Joe Gebbia, I learned that he is workin from Austin, Texas. That the NDS has some amazing talent they refuse to name, and that they had created a FIFTH web page (safedc.gov) at some point. FIVE total pages, people!
www.dezeen.com/2025/11/18/a...
www.dezeen.com/2025/11/18/a...
"Design is in the White House" says America's first chief design officer Joe Gebbia
The creation of a National Design Studio shows an "unprecedented" concern for web design in the US government, says Joe Gebbia in this exclusive interview.
www.dezeen.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
"Design is now in the highest level of the government ever – there's nowhere higher that we can go unless one day the president also happens to be a designer, which would be interesting.”
these people are so fucking stupid
these people are so fucking stupid
There are two graphic design crimes in this tweet.
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
There are two graphic design crimes in this tweet.
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honestly if 3 ghosts visited me to show me my past, present & future i’d probably just be on my phone the whole time
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
honestly if 3 ghosts visited me to show me my past, present & future i’d probably just be on my phone the whole time
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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“Oh cool, a jumper with a trapped soul”
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“Oh cool, a jumper with a trapped soul”
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If you’re ever wondering if something will happen in America, just ask yourself “Will this make rich people even richer?” If the answer is no, then that thing will not happen.
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you’re ever wondering if something will happen in America, just ask yourself “Will this make rich people even richer?” If the answer is no, then that thing will not happen.
When I was younger I was insecure about not having eyebrows but now that I’m older, I dig it. Am I surprised? Sad? Frowning? I’m a mystery.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
When I was younger I was insecure about not having eyebrows but now that I’m older, I dig it. Am I surprised? Sad? Frowning? I’m a mystery.
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I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
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Someone ask Mike Johnson which part of the Bible tells you to starve people.
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Someone ask Mike Johnson which part of the Bible tells you to starve people.
The last 10 minutes of “Weapons” is some of the most bonkers shit I’ve ever seen.
October 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The last 10 minutes of “Weapons” is some of the most bonkers shit I’ve ever seen.
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Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.
October 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.
No Instagram, I am definitely NOT interested in posts from some random idiot who calls themselves a “mind coach”.
October 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
No Instagram, I am definitely NOT interested in posts from some random idiot who calls themselves a “mind coach”.
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/
October 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/
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I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
Happy “New CPAP Supplies Day” to all who celebrate.
October 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Happy “New CPAP Supplies Day” to all who celebrate.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Needlepoint Pillow. Oh pillow, no one understands me the way you do.
collabs.shop/dche2q
collabs.shop/dche2q
October 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Needlepoint Pillow. Oh pillow, no one understands me the way you do.
collabs.shop/dche2q
collabs.shop/dche2q
I used to enjoy watching Ancient Aliens a silly and ridiculous piece of entertainment. Then I started to notice the Q and M*ga morons talking about it like it’s real and I was done with it after that. Thanks for ruining it you assholes.
October 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I used to enjoy watching Ancient Aliens a silly and ridiculous piece of entertainment. Then I started to notice the Q and M*ga morons talking about it like it’s real and I was done with it after that. Thanks for ruining it you assholes.
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Thanks, New Yorker
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thanks, New Yorker
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Look at this dumb baby shit. Pure pathetic insecurity in tchotchke form by people who should never hold any power over others. Also not a coin you doofuses!
October 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Look at this dumb baby shit. Pure pathetic insecurity in tchotchke form by people who should never hold any power over others. Also not a coin you doofuses!
Marvel should periodically update the portals scene in Endgame with new badass characters that show up to fight Thanos. Imagine: a portal opens and John Wick, the shark from Jaws, Cam Skattebo, and the entire fucking cast of The Bear just come flying out…
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Marvel should periodically update the portals scene in Endgame with new badass characters that show up to fight Thanos. Imagine: a portal opens and John Wick, the shark from Jaws, Cam Skattebo, and the entire fucking cast of The Bear just come flying out…
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It’s simultaneously too soon, but perfect timing.
September 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It’s simultaneously too soon, but perfect timing.
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fuck you
Meta rolls out Vibes, a platform where users can create and share short-form, AI-generated videos, in the Meta AI app and on the meta.ai website (Juby Babu/Reuters)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
September 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
fuck you
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Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
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Just picked this up, not my favorite
September 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just picked this up, not my favorite