Todd
@toddberner.bsky.social
Human dad, dog dad, plant dad. DCFC. Record collector. Adequate musician. Not fond of ketchup or ranch. Foul of mouth, dirty of mind.
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
The “Fuck Your Feelings” crowd seems to be having a hard time with their own feelings right now. Bummer.
September 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The “Fuck Your Feelings” crowd seems to be having a hard time with their own feelings right now. Bummer.
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If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country
July 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country
“We’ve got ourselves a real ‘Devil Went Down to Georgia’ situation here, but instead of fiddling, it’s fucking.” - Me
May 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“We’ve got ourselves a real ‘Devil Went Down to Georgia’ situation here, but instead of fiddling, it’s fucking.” - Me
@eliothochberg.bsky.social My babe and I are finally breaking into this box and having a great f**king time!
May 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@eliothochberg.bsky.social My babe and I are finally breaking into this box and having a great f**king time!
Conclave conclave conclave!
May 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Conclave conclave conclave!
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
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if Punxsutawney Phil sees an episode of The White Shadow it means six more weeks of Edgar Winter OW MY BACK
February 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
if Punxsutawney Phil sees an episode of The White Shadow it means six more weeks of Edgar Winter OW MY BACK
Fun fact: RFK, Jr. has a gorgeous singing voice.
January 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Fun fact: RFK, Jr. has a gorgeous singing voice.
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A man in PA buys a newspaper every day, looks at the front page, then throws it away. This puzzles the seller who finally asks, "Why do you do that every day?"
"I'm checking for an obituary," the man replies.
"But the obituaries aren't on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm waiting for will be."
"I'm checking for an obituary," the man replies.
"But the obituaries aren't on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm waiting for will be."
January 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
A man in PA buys a newspaper every day, looks at the front page, then throws it away. This puzzles the seller who finally asks, "Why do you do that every day?"
"I'm checking for an obituary," the man replies.
"But the obituaries aren't on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm waiting for will be."
"I'm checking for an obituary," the man replies.
"But the obituaries aren't on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm waiting for will be."
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Family includes everyone! ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Family includes everyone! ❤️
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1971.
Terry Gilliam's wonderful opening sequence for The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blJr...
Terry Gilliam's wonderful opening sequence for The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blJr...
The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine - Episode 09 - german dubbed - deutsch synchronisiert
YouTube video by Peter, Paul and Marty
www.youtube.com
January 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
1971.
Terry Gilliam's wonderful opening sequence for The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blJr...
Terry Gilliam's wonderful opening sequence for The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blJr...
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repost this post if you'd buy a detroit city fc x free palestine scarf for charity 🇵🇸⚜️
January 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
repost this post if you'd buy a detroit city fc x free palestine scarf for charity 🇵🇸⚜️
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CanCon Trivia.
Canadian author Leslie McFarlane wrote the Hardy Boys mysteries under the the nom de plume Franklin W. Dixon.
His son Brian McFarlane was a longtime Hockey Night in Canada broadcaster and creator of the cartoon character Peter Puck.
Canadian author Leslie McFarlane wrote the Hardy Boys mysteries under the the nom de plume Franklin W. Dixon.
His son Brian McFarlane was a longtime Hockey Night in Canada broadcaster and creator of the cartoon character Peter Puck.
December 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM
CanCon Trivia.
Canadian author Leslie McFarlane wrote the Hardy Boys mysteries under the the nom de plume Franklin W. Dixon.
His son Brian McFarlane was a longtime Hockey Night in Canada broadcaster and creator of the cartoon character Peter Puck.
Canadian author Leslie McFarlane wrote the Hardy Boys mysteries under the the nom de plume Franklin W. Dixon.
His son Brian McFarlane was a longtime Hockey Night in Canada broadcaster and creator of the cartoon character Peter Puck.
Seductive Jesus: “Put your hand in my wound, Thomas.”
Thomas: “Yeah, sticky, huh?”
Seductive Jesus: “The whole hand, Thomas. I said the whole hand.”
Thomas: “Yeah, sticky, huh?”
Seductive Jesus: “The whole hand, Thomas. I said the whole hand.”
December 4, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Seductive Jesus: “Put your hand in my wound, Thomas.”
Thomas: “Yeah, sticky, huh?”
Seductive Jesus: “The whole hand, Thomas. I said the whole hand.”
Thomas: “Yeah, sticky, huh?”
Seductive Jesus: “The whole hand, Thomas. I said the whole hand.”
Gillian Welch and David Rawlings last night. Killing it as usual, even while Dave was “really really sick.”
November 23, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Gillian Welch and David Rawlings last night. Killing it as usual, even while Dave was “really really sick.”
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bobby brady: dad, can i have an advance on my allowance?
mike brady (drops pen): jesus christ bobby the door was closed for a reason, i'm trying to finish these goddamn blueprints, i'm on a deadline
bobby brady: okay, MAY i have an adv --
mike brady (looking for pen): NO
mike brady (drops pen): jesus christ bobby the door was closed for a reason, i'm trying to finish these goddamn blueprints, i'm on a deadline
bobby brady: okay, MAY i have an adv --
mike brady (looking for pen): NO
July 7, 2023 at 10:00 PM
bobby brady: dad, can i have an advance on my allowance?
mike brady (drops pen): jesus christ bobby the door was closed for a reason, i'm trying to finish these goddamn blueprints, i'm on a deadline
bobby brady: okay, MAY i have an adv --
mike brady (looking for pen): NO
mike brady (drops pen): jesus christ bobby the door was closed for a reason, i'm trying to finish these goddamn blueprints, i'm on a deadline
bobby brady: okay, MAY i have an adv --
mike brady (looking for pen): NO
I like to think I’m an Ernie, but if we’re going to be honest about it, I’m really more of a Bert.
November 17, 2023 at 1:46 AM
I like to think I’m an Ernie, but if we’re going to be honest about it, I’m really more of a Bert.
If you rubbed a lamp and a genie came out and granted you a wish and you wished for unlimited money, do you have to report that to the IRS? Can you work tax coverage into your wish? “I want unlimited money and then a little extra to cover the taxes.”
October 22, 2023 at 3:10 PM
If you rubbed a lamp and a genie came out and granted you a wish and you wished for unlimited money, do you have to report that to the IRS? Can you work tax coverage into your wish? “I want unlimited money and then a little extra to cover the taxes.”
Five perfect travel days in Europe to one bad one. So far so good.
September 24, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Five perfect travel days in Europe to one bad one. So far so good.