Toby Venables
@tobyvenables.bsky.social
Co-writer of #BAFTA winning #HisHouse. Fixer of broken things. Sometimes stories. Sometimes shelves.
In just the last couple of weeks, Trump has threatened direct military action against Venezuela, Colombia, Nigeria, Mexico and Iran - so the number of wars started could soon exceed even the number he imagines he’s ended.
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
In just the last couple of weeks, Trump has threatened direct military action against Venezuela, Colombia, Nigeria, Mexico and Iran - so the number of wars started could soon exceed even the number he imagines he’s ended.
Have you:
Had multiple criminal convictions?
Incited insurrection against an elected govt?
Partied with a paedophile sex trafficker?
Colluded with a foreign power?
Repeatedly breached the US Constitution?
Don’t worry! YOU CAN STILL BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
Had multiple criminal convictions?
Incited insurrection against an elected govt?
Partied with a paedophile sex trafficker?
Colluded with a foreign power?
Repeatedly breached the US Constitution?
Don’t worry! YOU CAN STILL BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Have you:
Had multiple criminal convictions?
Incited insurrection against an elected govt?
Partied with a paedophile sex trafficker?
Colluded with a foreign power?
Repeatedly breached the US Constitution?
Don’t worry! YOU CAN STILL BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
Had multiple criminal convictions?
Incited insurrection against an elected govt?
Partied with a paedophile sex trafficker?
Colluded with a foreign power?
Repeatedly breached the US Constitution?
Don’t worry! YOU CAN STILL BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
What an actual stolen election looks like. Not even pretending any more.
September 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
What an actual stolen election looks like. Not even pretending any more.
Subscription cancelled until they make a stand.
September 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Subscription cancelled until they make a stand.
But plenty of world leaders agree with JD: Hitler, Mussolini, Franco…
September 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
But plenty of world leaders agree with JD: Hitler, Mussolini, Franco…
Just in case you were in any doubt.
September 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Just in case you were in any doubt.
Nige used to sing Hitler Youth songs and tell his Jewish classmate ‘Hitler was right’ so I think we know which side he would have been on.
September 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Nige used to sing Hitler Youth songs and tell his Jewish classmate ‘Hitler was right’ so I think we know which side he would have been on.
You know what? I'm OK with flags. They obviously get horribly misused and abused, but in themselves I have no issue with them at all. If sometimes people want to share the spontaneous love, joy and enthusiasm for the place in which they live by waving them, I'm OK with that too... 1/2
September 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
You know what? I'm OK with flags. They obviously get horribly misused and abused, but in themselves I have no issue with them at all. If sometimes people want to share the spontaneous love, joy and enthusiasm for the place in which they live by waving them, I'm OK with that too... 1/2
“The supreme religious deception is that of the Antichrist, a pseudo-messianism by which man glorifies himself in place of God and of his Messiah come in the flesh.”
I don’t know about you, but to me all this seemed to have a bit of a familiar ring to it. 8/8
I don’t know about you, but to me all this seemed to have a bit of a familiar ring to it. 8/8
September 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
“The supreme religious deception is that of the Antichrist, a pseudo-messianism by which man glorifies himself in place of God and of his Messiah come in the flesh.”
I don’t know about you, but to me all this seemed to have a bit of a familiar ring to it. 8/8
I don’t know about you, but to me all this seemed to have a bit of a familiar ring to it. 8/8
Someone who has not experienced empathy might well question its existence. Some are incapable of feeling empathy - psychopaths, for example.
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Someone who has not experienced empathy might well question its existence. Some are incapable of feeling empathy - psychopaths, for example.
It turns out Trump is perfectly fine, as shown by this photo of him with his wife Melania, taken today.
August 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It turns out Trump is perfectly fine, as shown by this photo of him with his wife Melania, taken today.
6.2k people laughed at this.
August 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
6.2k people laughed at this.