Toby Tarrant
@tobytarrant.bsky.social
Responsible for the huge drop in listeners after the breakfast show on Radio X 🎵
Host of Zero Ducks Given cricket podcast 🏏
For any enquires : andy@altalomamgmt.com 👍
Host of Zero Ducks Given cricket podcast 🏏
For any enquires : andy@altalomamgmt.com 👍
Dad and I recreated that video from the wrestling 24 years later
Enjoy...
Enjoy...
October 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Dad and I recreated that video from the wrestling 24 years later
Enjoy...
Enjoy...
I reckon the conclave chose the new Pope after five minutes and now they're just in there hanging out with the fellas drinking and partying and doing all the fun stuff they can't do normally
"Send the black smoke up lads, Steve has just made frozen margaritas"
"Send the black smoke up lads, Steve has just made frozen margaritas"
May 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I reckon the conclave chose the new Pope after five minutes and now they're just in there hanging out with the fellas drinking and partying and doing all the fun stuff they can't do normally
"Send the black smoke up lads, Steve has just made frozen margaritas"
"Send the black smoke up lads, Steve has just made frozen margaritas"
🚨 Playing the brand new track from PULP(!) on Radio X after midday 🚨
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April 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
🚨 Playing the brand new track from PULP(!) on Radio X after midday 🚨
Happy Masters Day to all that celebrate
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April 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Happy Masters Day to all that celebrate
❤️⛳️
❤️⛳️
I'm not usually one to compliment Trump but if he IS working for Putin... you've got to say he's fucking nailing it to be fair 👌
April 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm not usually one to compliment Trump but if he IS working for Putin... you've got to say he's fucking nailing it to be fair 👌
Just need a 'T' then I'll be able to spell "frost" 🤞
March 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just need a 'T' then I'll be able to spell "frost" 🤞
Nothing bleaker than when you go for a poo in one of those toilets with sensor lighting and suddenly it goes pitch black so you have to start waving your arms around with your trousers round your ankles
March 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Nothing bleaker than when you go for a poo in one of those toilets with sensor lighting and suddenly it goes pitch black so you have to start waving your arms around with your trousers round your ankles
Happy International Women's Day!
Here's a photo of me and my wife to celebrate x
Here's a photo of me and my wife to celebrate x
March 8, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Happy International Women's Day!
Here's a photo of me and my wife to celebrate x
Here's a photo of me and my wife to celebrate x
All these celebrities are releasing their own alcohol brands nowadays. The Rock with his tequila, Ryan Reynolds with his gin...
I'll tell you now if Kinga from Big Brother brings out a wine I'm not drinking it
I'll tell you now if Kinga from Big Brother brings out a wine I'm not drinking it
February 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
All these celebrities are releasing their own alcohol brands nowadays. The Rock with his tequila, Ryan Reynolds with his gin...
I'll tell you now if Kinga from Big Brother brings out a wine I'm not drinking it
I'll tell you now if Kinga from Big Brother brings out a wine I'm not drinking it
Can't believe a generation of Americans raised on Rocky IV, Rambo III and Air Force One have forgotten Russia are the bad guys.
Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed for crying out loud!
Did he die for nothing?? 💔
Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed for crying out loud!
Did he die for nothing?? 💔
February 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Can't believe a generation of Americans raised on Rocky IV, Rambo III and Air Force One have forgotten Russia are the bad guys.
Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed for crying out loud!
Did he die for nothing?? 💔
Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed for crying out loud!
Did he die for nothing?? 💔
Am I seeing things or is that Jack kid from The Traitors on the Luton Express advert???
He couldn't get off the train quick enough on the show, now he's bloody advertising me to get on one
He couldn't get off the train quick enough on the show, now he's bloody advertising me to get on one
January 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Am I seeing things or is that Jack kid from The Traitors on the Luton Express advert???
He couldn't get off the train quick enough on the show, now he's bloody advertising me to get on one
He couldn't get off the train quick enough on the show, now he's bloody advertising me to get on one
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"
80 years since the liberation of Auschwitz.
A long time ago in some ways but also terrifyingly recent.
The most unimaginable event in recent history.
RIP x
80 years since the liberation of Auschwitz.
A long time ago in some ways but also terrifyingly recent.
The most unimaginable event in recent history.
RIP x
January 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"
80 years since the liberation of Auschwitz.
A long time ago in some ways but also terrifyingly recent.
The most unimaginable event in recent history.
RIP x
80 years since the liberation of Auschwitz.
A long time ago in some ways but also terrifyingly recent.
The most unimaginable event in recent history.
RIP x
The "outies" in Severance don't take enough advantage of their "innies"
I'd draw a cock and balls on my face 2 seconds before I get in the lift
I'd draw a cock and balls on my face 2 seconds before I get in the lift
January 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The "outies" in Severance don't take enough advantage of their "innies"
I'd draw a cock and balls on my face 2 seconds before I get in the lift
I'd draw a cock and balls on my face 2 seconds before I get in the lift
Darwin Nunez. Misses a sitter, scores twice then should be sent off
All in 25 minutes 😂
Never change ❤️
All in 25 minutes 😂
Never change ❤️
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January 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Darwin Nunez. Misses a sitter, scores twice then should be sent off
All in 25 minutes 😂
Never change ❤️
All in 25 minutes 😂
Never change ❤️
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🚨NEW EPISODE OUT NOW🚨
"Nervous 190s"
- The #WAshes are underway
- Unofficial merch! 👕
- Finny's 1st ball in Test cricket 🏏
- Jimmy A just can't stop playing🏃♂️
- Spend Valentine's Day with the Love God himself! ❤️
podcast.sport-social.co.uk/podcast/zero...
"Nervous 190s"
- The #WAshes are underway
- Unofficial merch! 👕
- Finny's 1st ball in Test cricket 🏏
- Jimmy A just can't stop playing🏃♂️
- Spend Valentine's Day with the Love God himself! ❤️
podcast.sport-social.co.uk/podcast/zero...
January 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
🚨NEW EPISODE OUT NOW🚨
"Nervous 190s"
- The #WAshes are underway
- Unofficial merch! 👕
- Finny's 1st ball in Test cricket 🏏
- Jimmy A just can't stop playing🏃♂️
- Spend Valentine's Day with the Love God himself! ❤️
podcast.sport-social.co.uk/podcast/zero...
"Nervous 190s"
- The #WAshes are underway
- Unofficial merch! 👕
- Finny's 1st ball in Test cricket 🏏
- Jimmy A just can't stop playing🏃♂️
- Spend Valentine's Day with the Love God himself! ❤️
podcast.sport-social.co.uk/podcast/zero...
Feel a bit irresponsible that on the football game I play on my phone I just offered "R Kelly" a new contract
Sure he's got his issues but he's been great at the back for me this season
Sure he's got his issues but he's been great at the back for me this season
January 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Feel a bit irresponsible that on the football game I play on my phone I just offered "R Kelly" a new contract
Sure he's got his issues but he's been great at the back for me this season
Sure he's got his issues but he's been great at the back for me this season
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In a spirit of undignified begging, we are now undignifyedly begging.
"We're just a cricket podcast standing in front of listeners asking them to vote for us" #VoteZDG
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January 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
In a spirit of undignified begging, we are now undignifyedly begging.
Here is the Donald Trump x Biffy Clyro mash-up that literally nobody wanted or asked for...
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
January 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Here is the Donald Trump x Biffy Clyro mash-up that literally nobody wanted or asked for...
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
I'd 1000% rather never win a trophy again than have that Elon helmet anywhere near the club. Can't imagine a team in the World he's less suited to either!
Couldn't care less about having lots of money, this isn't Xbox. It's about loving your team whether that's Gillingham or Barcelona.
Couldn't care less about having lots of money, this isn't Xbox. It's about loving your team whether that's Gillingham or Barcelona.
January 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'd 1000% rather never win a trophy again than have that Elon helmet anywhere near the club. Can't imagine a team in the World he's less suited to either!
Couldn't care less about having lots of money, this isn't Xbox. It's about loving your team whether that's Gillingham or Barcelona.
Couldn't care less about having lots of money, this isn't Xbox. It's about loving your team whether that's Gillingham or Barcelona.
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Part 2 of The Best of @MyTCpod with some fantastic guests from 2024,
@georgemonbiot.bsky.social @jasonmanford.bsky.social @jonholmes.bsky.social @rosieisaholt.bsky.social @tobytarrant.bsky.social @stephenfry.bsky.social @dalisochaponda.bsky.social
Listen here linktr.ee/mytcpod
Happy New Year🍾
@georgemonbiot.bsky.social @jasonmanford.bsky.social @jonholmes.bsky.social @rosieisaholt.bsky.social @tobytarrant.bsky.social @stephenfry.bsky.social @dalisochaponda.bsky.social
Listen here linktr.ee/mytcpod
Happy New Year🍾
December 30, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Part 2 of The Best of @MyTCpod with some fantastic guests from 2024,
@georgemonbiot.bsky.social @jasonmanford.bsky.social @jonholmes.bsky.social @rosieisaholt.bsky.social @tobytarrant.bsky.social @stephenfry.bsky.social @dalisochaponda.bsky.social
Listen here linktr.ee/mytcpod
Happy New Year🍾
@georgemonbiot.bsky.social @jasonmanford.bsky.social @jonholmes.bsky.social @rosieisaholt.bsky.social @tobytarrant.bsky.social @stephenfry.bsky.social @dalisochaponda.bsky.social
Listen here linktr.ee/mytcpod
Happy New Year🍾
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Here’s your ultimate retort @tobytarrant.bsky.social
December 29, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Here’s your ultimate retort @tobytarrant.bsky.social
I've only had 1 win from 6 in Christmas crackers this season
Final chance today to salvage some pride, gonna sit next to my nine year old nephew at lunch
He's got a terrible record and his heart isn't in it
No excuses, need a big performance
Final chance today to salvage some pride, gonna sit next to my nine year old nephew at lunch
He's got a terrible record and his heart isn't in it
No excuses, need a big performance
December 26, 2024 at 9:02 AM
I've only had 1 win from 6 in Christmas crackers this season
Final chance today to salvage some pride, gonna sit next to my nine year old nephew at lunch
He's got a terrible record and his heart isn't in it
No excuses, need a big performance
Final chance today to salvage some pride, gonna sit next to my nine year old nephew at lunch
He's got a terrible record and his heart isn't in it
No excuses, need a big performance
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Calling cricket people. I try not to beg shamelessly as a general rule but this time is different because:
A) I have shingles and feel sorry for myself
B) I’ve only ever once won an award: Worst Dressed Man at Moneyextra Ltd. 2001
C) No Balls always (quite correctly) wins and so they won’t be fussed
A) I have shingles and feel sorry for myself
B) I’ve only ever once won an award: Worst Dressed Man at Moneyextra Ltd. 2001
C) No Balls always (quite correctly) wins and so they won’t be fussed
It's that time of the year again!
Where we are nominated for 'Best Cricket Podcast' and ask for for your votes but you don't listen and then we lose to 'No Balls'
(Partly because they're better and have more listeners)
Ignore the chance to vote here 🔽
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Where we are nominated for 'Best Cricket Podcast' and ask for for your votes but you don't listen and then we lose to 'No Balls'
(Partly because they're better and have more listeners)
Ignore the chance to vote here 🔽
www.sportspodcastgroup.com/sports_categ...
Best Cricket Podcast Archives | Sports Podcast Awards
Any podcast about Cricket, that bowls fans over with comprehensive match analysis, player interviews, and all-round coverage of the gentleman’s game, both on and off the pitch.
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December 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Calling cricket people. I try not to beg shamelessly as a general rule but this time is different because:
A) I have shingles and feel sorry for myself
B) I’ve only ever once won an award: Worst Dressed Man at Moneyextra Ltd. 2001
C) No Balls always (quite correctly) wins and so they won’t be fussed
A) I have shingles and feel sorry for myself
B) I’ve only ever once won an award: Worst Dressed Man at Moneyextra Ltd. 2001
C) No Balls always (quite correctly) wins and so they won’t be fussed
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me FIVE GOLD RINGS
Five is mental. That is far too many.
Who does my true love think I am? Mr. T?!
Five is mental. That is far too many.
Who does my true love think I am? Mr. T?!
December 11, 2024 at 11:22 AM
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me FIVE GOLD RINGS
Five is mental. That is far too many.
Who does my true love think I am? Mr. T?!
Five is mental. That is far too many.
Who does my true love think I am? Mr. T?!
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It's not Christmas without a family argument...
December 10, 2024 at 11:06 AM
It's not Christmas without a family argument...