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Maybe satire doesn't have to be dead after all
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Mark Zuckerberg's G700 Took off from Newark, New Jersey, United States.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Mark Zuckerberg's G700 Took off from Newark, New Jersey, United States.
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For the record.
My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers.
I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."
My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers.
I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."
September 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
For the record.
My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers.
I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."
My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers.
I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."
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The Pritzker Khanate is ready to lead
August 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The Pritzker Khanate is ready to lead
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So what states would you like to see rise from the fallen ashes of the US empire? I, for one, am a Long Chile guy.
August 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
So what states would you like to see rise from the fallen ashes of the US empire? I, for one, am a Long Chile guy.
Does anyone else remember the Mad Caddies?
August 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Does anyone else remember the Mad Caddies?
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The final RimWorld - Odyssey preview is here. Odyssey launches July 11 - just 2 days away! 🔥
Hunt down orbital fugitives, build explosive drones, and face the mechhive in a new endgame.
Read on Steam: store.steampowered.com/news/app/294...
Hunt down orbital fugitives, build explosive drones, and face the mechhive in a new endgame.
Read on Steam: store.steampowered.com/news/app/294...
July 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The final RimWorld - Odyssey preview is here. Odyssey launches July 11 - just 2 days away! 🔥
Hunt down orbital fugitives, build explosive drones, and face the mechhive in a new endgame.
Read on Steam: store.steampowered.com/news/app/294...
Hunt down orbital fugitives, build explosive drones, and face the mechhive in a new endgame.
Read on Steam: store.steampowered.com/news/app/294...
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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
July 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
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So I guess if I posted a picture of this bitch and titled it, “THE WORLD NEEDS ONE MORE MURDERED BLONDE WHITE WOMAN,” that would be fine…
www.huffpost.com/entry/ann-co...
www.huffpost.com/entry/ann-co...
Ann Coulter Draws Outrage Over Vile Post About Killing Native Americans
The right-wing pundit's comment was low, even by her standards.
www.huffpost.com
July 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
So I guess if I posted a picture of this bitch and titled it, “THE WORLD NEEDS ONE MORE MURDERED BLONDE WHITE WOMAN,” that would be fine…
www.huffpost.com/entry/ann-co...
www.huffpost.com/entry/ann-co...
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Big new poll finds that ... are you sitting down? ... "a bipartisan majority supports raising taxes on high incomes and wealth, including restoring pre-2017 tax rates, taxing capital gains like regular income, and introducing new taxes on large fortunes."
publicconsultation.org
July 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Big new poll finds that ... are you sitting down? ... "a bipartisan majority supports raising taxes on high incomes and wealth, including restoring pre-2017 tax rates, taxing capital gains like regular income, and introducing new taxes on large fortunes."
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What does Ghislaine Maxwell have on Donald Trump?
youtu.be/ZM3PXONHFUg?...
youtu.be/ZM3PXONHFUg?...
Maxwell 2
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
youtu.be
July 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
What does Ghislaine Maxwell have on Donald Trump?
youtu.be/ZM3PXONHFUg?...
youtu.be/ZM3PXONHFUg?...
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
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Average Democratic politician: Zohran Mamdani must answer for the Suez Crisis
Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>
Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>
July 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Average Democratic politician: Zohran Mamdani must answer for the Suez Crisis
Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>
Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>
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The current leader who best epitomizes the spirit of the Declaration of Independence is Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
July 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The current leader who best epitomizes the spirit of the Declaration of Independence is Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
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ICE now has over 70 billion dollars to build more concentration camps.
Just in time for Independence Day.
God damn you, America.
Just in time for Independence Day.
God damn you, America.
July 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ICE now has over 70 billion dollars to build more concentration camps.
Just in time for Independence Day.
God damn you, America.
Just in time for Independence Day.
God damn you, America.
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This is a really bad time to be a person who understands history well…
Everything may not look exactly the same, but it rhymes.
Everything may not look exactly the same, but it rhymes.
July 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is a really bad time to be a person who understands history well…
Everything may not look exactly the same, but it rhymes.
Everything may not look exactly the same, but it rhymes.
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McGovern: "GOP leadership & the WH are jamming this bill down our throats. And for what? We are not on a deadline. We are here because Trump wants a 4th of July party to celebrate this garbage bill. He wants fireworks & flags & cameras. Not for this country. But for himself..sounds more like a cult"
July 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
McGovern: "GOP leadership & the WH are jamming this bill down our throats. And for what? We are not on a deadline. We are here because Trump wants a 4th of July party to celebrate this garbage bill. He wants fireworks & flags & cameras. Not for this country. But for himself..sounds more like a cult"
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Mushroom Cloud Hopefully Nothing Major
theonion.com/mushroo...
theonion.com/mushroo...
July 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mushroom Cloud Hopefully Nothing Major
theonion.com/mushroo...
theonion.com/mushroo...
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Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide
July 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide
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If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
July 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
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“So what’s neat is that you can just do command-shift-E and rank every single resident from whitest to least,” said the billionaire libertarian
theonion.com/peter-t...
theonion.com/peter-t...
Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity
WASHINGTON—Stressing that it would be simplest to troubleshoot now during the onboarding process for his company’s surveillance technology, Palantir founder Peter Thiel reportedly spent Tuesday morning showing President Donald Trump how to sort a spreadsheet of Americans by ethnicity. “So what’s neat is that you can just do command-shift-E and rank every single resident from […]
theonion.com
July 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“So what’s neat is that you can just do command-shift-E and rank every single resident from whitest to least,” said the billionaire libertarian
theonion.com/peter-t...
theonion.com/peter-t...