After seven hours, the jury said stop it to censorious suits and assessed Sean serenely innocent

Sad sack officer Lairmore confessed he received several gag gifts from colleagues, including a plush sandwich and a patch that says "Felony Footlong"

His lawyers subtly teased the absurdity of the silly situation, stating it was a harmless gesture that caused no harm or injury

Sean Dunn supposed he was singled out because of his criticism of the administration and was sent off from his Justice Department professional situation

Satisfyingly, a grand jury said sayonara to the stupid setup, so the stentorian sickos settled for a misdemeanor charge for assaulting a federal officer

Supercilious sods at the US attorney's office in D.C. sought to stick Sean with felony assault

Sadly for the sullen shamus, the jury saw the sammy still sealed in its Subway sack

Lairmore, seen sporting a bulletproof vest, said to jurors the sandwich exploded and he smelled onions and mustard — stipulating he wasn't sore

Suddenly, he slung his Subway sandwich at Gregory Lairmore, an officer with US Customs and Border Protection

The DC surge saw several stand offs before a bystander's video saved scenes of Sean Charles Dunn in August calling federal officers racists and fascists since he assumed a sting at a gay nightclub on Latin Night

Character designer @jimsoper85.bsky.social is on here; let him know how great #TheDayTheEarthBlewUp is and do yourself the favor of checking out the sketches he shares

It apparently has a total marketing budget of maybe we can get something on the director's mom's social media, but it's the most fun I've had in a theater in years

If you've ever laughed at a Porky and Daffy cartoon, you will like it
If you've never laughed at a Porky and Daffy cartoon, you will like it