Im going to put striker caps on sticks of dynamite and sell them as road flares.

You drink to get drunk. I drink until im Crash Bandicoot whipin slide coliseum to Cortex castle trying to obtain blue fire fr fr.

Women scare me highkey, but women dressed for a black tie event makes me want to jump off the balcony.

I only buy twist offs because the officer can't get me for an open container if that bitch closed.

You can't lie to your friends when you say, "i lost my keys," but what you don't have to tell them is you lost them in the car you're driving.

Even plastered out of my mind, my paranoia will find the camera looking at me.