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Tyler M
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Ultracrepidarian. Failed Vegan. Amateur.
Can’t wait to hear how many people the orange one is going to claim were at his sad little parade.
June 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Yes, I was rooting for Crystal Palace and against Comic Sans font. #FACup
May 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Sad that the author of the “Art of the Deal” can’t negotiate the return of one person from El Salvador.
April 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I hope I get added to the “White House PC Small Group Insider Trading” Signal group chat.
April 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So just to clarify, the problem is that an editor of the Atlantic was able to hack into your messaging app, and not THAT YOU ARE USING A MESSAGING APP THAT CAN BE HACKED BY THE EDITOR OF THE ATLANTIC?!?!? #Signalgate
March 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Using a messaging app that can be hacked by a journalist doesn’t seem like the most prudent choice.
Mike Waltz has now decided to roll out the story that Jeffrey Goldberg somehow hacked his way into their Signal chat.

Just admitting a mistake and apologizing seems like a lot less work than lying and peddling a half dozen different conspiracies.
March 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If you are a military veteran who voted for this administration, 2 things:
1. Thank you for your service
2. This is what you served/voted for?
March 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The rest of the quote was “hold my beer.”
Pete Hegseth: “Under the previous administration, we looked like fools. Not anymore.”🤦‍♂️
March 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Is there a German term for “dying from Schadenfreude”? #AskingForAFriend
March 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Duh. They had a Signal chat for that.
And we’re also supposed to believe the denial of the NYT’s well-sourced story that Hegseth was going to have Musk briefed on our war plans for China?
March 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Would be a shame if other Democratic governors put up an unflattering portrait.
Hahaha! He just can't help it...😆 he really does hate himself.
March 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Schadenfreude ⬇️
All I can say is. Hahahaha!!
March 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Hey @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social, look what came today. Can’t wait to read it.
March 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Reposted by Tyler M
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March 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Posting for no particular reason.
March 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I will henceforth be referring to Washington as the 13th province. #Canada
March 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It would really be a shame if we all started saying “President Musk” and good ‘ol 47 got butthurt. #PresidentMusk
January 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Does the Buck still stop at the Resolute Desk? Asking for a friend.
January 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
LFG
1' We are underway! ⚽️

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December 1, 2024 at 3:21 AM
LFG! @soundersfc.com! LA SEA
December 1, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Just heard someone explain blanching vegetables like it was the newest TikTok sensation. 🙄
November 29, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Wife called me for the recipe for a dish I did years ago. She wants to make it for Thanksgiving having never made it herself. This should be interesting.
November 27, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Truth
This is one of those videos that you could work on forever, but suddenly it felt very important to make it, so I finally did: www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Pn...
Populism, Media Revolutions, and Our Terrible Moment
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Looking forward to reading this. I’ve enjoyed all the @scalzi.com books I’ve read.
November 25, 2024 at 1:39 AM