Tom 👾
@tmg-1991.bsky.social
Snack enthusiastic sleepy boy.
33. He/Him. Gay. Engaged. Gamer. BN.
🏳️⚧️Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
33. He/Him. Gay. Engaged. Gamer. BN.
🏳️⚧️Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Would really like just a little break from life just beating me down please 😵💫
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October 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Would really like just a little break from life just beating me down please 😵💫
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Good morning wonderful bluesky fam...
September 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Good morning wonderful bluesky fam...
Finally starting to feel more human after a week of COVID.
God DAMN I miss going to the pool... And you know, actually leaving the house 😅
I do not miss work, that part can stay away 👀
God DAMN I miss going to the pool... And you know, actually leaving the house 😅
I do not miss work, that part can stay away 👀
September 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Finally starting to feel more human after a week of COVID.
God DAMN I miss going to the pool... And you know, actually leaving the house 😅
I do not miss work, that part can stay away 👀
God DAMN I miss going to the pool... And you know, actually leaving the house 😅
I do not miss work, that part can stay away 👀
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When your friend says they’re about to go bottom
September 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
When your friend says they’re about to go bottom
Retail therapy is a valid form of self-care, right? 🤔
September 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Retail therapy is a valid form of self-care, right? 🤔
No gymming or swimming for ~3 weeks now.
My body misses the movement and yet craves all the laziness.
Make it make sense 😵💫🤦♂️
My body misses the movement and yet craves all the laziness.
Make it make sense 😵💫🤦♂️
September 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
No gymming or swimming for ~3 weeks now.
My body misses the movement and yet craves all the laziness.
Make it make sense 😵💫🤦♂️
My body misses the movement and yet craves all the laziness.
Make it make sense 😵💫🤦♂️
Starting my week off with a lay in and my first god-pack!? 🙌
September 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Starting my week off with a lay in and my first god-pack!? 🙌
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On the same day in the Telegraph:
![The Telegraph
Rayner tax scandal - £40k tax dodge - Statement
Angela Rayner dodges £40,000 stamp duty
Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence
[Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday]
Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent
29 August 2025 8:57am BST](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kf2qj56o2vq7jfaq4x4ogp6/bafkreihe5mm7nwmwvzhtgadmsafyvsaxhrufuai2d2j2rju5zt6g2lytea@jpeg)
![The Telegraph
Money > Property > Second homes
How to avoid tax on your second home
From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net
[Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto]
Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer
29 August 2025 1:21pm BST](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kf2qj56o2vq7jfaq4x4ogp6/bafkreieuwgc2vsmyfcctmf4cnpcqckij2pqdk2gmzajpnihrsqyqmzyr5e@jpeg)
September 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
On the same day in the Telegraph:
@profanity.accountant I know my language is awful at best so… let’s go 😵💫
September 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
@profanity.accountant I know my language is awful at best so… let’s go 😵💫
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porn at night? a gentleman's delight.
porn in the morning? depression warning.
porn in the morning? depression warning.
September 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
porn at night? a gentleman's delight.
porn in the morning? depression warning.
porn in the morning? depression warning.
Some of these gay brands must be stopped.
£100+ for a pair of SPEEDOS?!
Who is buying their products at these prices?! 💀
£100+ for a pair of SPEEDOS?!
Who is buying their products at these prices?! 💀
August 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Some of these gay brands must be stopped.
£100+ for a pair of SPEEDOS?!
Who is buying their products at these prices?! 💀
£100+ for a pair of SPEEDOS?!
Who is buying their products at these prices?! 💀
A summary of topics “discussed” at the last family gathering:
-The boats
-London is a shithole because of all the immigrants
-Brighton’s mayor can’t even speak English!
-The COVID vaccine gave everyone cancer
-Why do kids get so much time off now?
-Teachers don’t even need training days
-The boats
-London is a shithole because of all the immigrants
-Brighton’s mayor can’t even speak English!
-The COVID vaccine gave everyone cancer
-Why do kids get so much time off now?
-Teachers don’t even need training days
a woman is holding a cup that says help me
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August 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
A summary of topics “discussed” at the last family gathering:
-The boats
-London is a shithole because of all the immigrants
-Brighton’s mayor can’t even speak English!
-The COVID vaccine gave everyone cancer
-Why do kids get so much time off now?
-Teachers don’t even need training days
-The boats
-London is a shithole because of all the immigrants
-Brighton’s mayor can’t even speak English!
-The COVID vaccine gave everyone cancer
-Why do kids get so much time off now?
-Teachers don’t even need training days
*SPIDER WARNING*
Saved this big guy from our murderous cats, and how does he thank me?
By running up my hand when I go to release him…
If anyone needs me, I’ll be sobbing in the fetal position until further notice 🫡
Saved this big guy from our murderous cats, and how does he thank me?
By running up my hand when I go to release him…
If anyone needs me, I’ll be sobbing in the fetal position until further notice 🫡
August 18, 2025 at 9:11 AM
*SPIDER WARNING*
Saved this big guy from our murderous cats, and how does he thank me?
By running up my hand when I go to release him…
If anyone needs me, I’ll be sobbing in the fetal position until further notice 🫡
Saved this big guy from our murderous cats, and how does he thank me?
By running up my hand when I go to release him…
If anyone needs me, I’ll be sobbing in the fetal position until further notice 🫡
Now listen, I’m a summer person through and through…
But this humidity can suck a whole bag of dicks 😰
But this humidity can suck a whole bag of dicks 😰
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August 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Now listen, I’m a summer person through and through…
But this humidity can suck a whole bag of dicks 😰
But this humidity can suck a whole bag of dicks 😰
What a glorious day 🙌
Took a friend paddling for the first time, took to it like a duck to water
Took a friend paddling for the first time, took to it like a duck to water
August 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
What a glorious day 🙌
Took a friend paddling for the first time, took to it like a duck to water
Took a friend paddling for the first time, took to it like a duck to water
I snuck into one of the photos at the paddle event last weekend 😶🌫️
August 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I snuck into one of the photos at the paddle event last weekend 😶🌫️
Went swimming (finally) for the first time in ages on my lunch yesterday and it was so nice to be back in the water 😭
I did realise how much my physical fitness has deteriorated since I last went though… Yikes 😅
I did realise how much my physical fitness has deteriorated since I last went though… Yikes 😅
August 8, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Went swimming (finally) for the first time in ages on my lunch yesterday and it was so nice to be back in the water 😭
I did realise how much my physical fitness has deteriorated since I last went though… Yikes 😅
I did realise how much my physical fitness has deteriorated since I last went though… Yikes 😅
What the fuck is wrong with this cunting country 🚮
🚨 BREAKING | Labour is set to impose a sweeping ban on trans people using any "single-sex space".
In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.
(Source: @TheTimes)
In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.
(Source: @TheTimes)
August 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
What the fuck is wrong with this cunting country 🚮
Not me dragging my socially anxious ass to a paddleboard meet up with 60+ strangers 😭
We might get to see seals though, so sacrifices must be made!
We might get to see seals though, so sacrifices must be made!
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August 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Not me dragging my socially anxious ass to a paddleboard meet up with 60+ strangers 😭
We might get to see seals though, so sacrifices must be made!
We might get to see seals though, so sacrifices must be made!
A total of4 orders from 3 retailers later…
And they fit! 🙌
All this effort just to feel super self conscious about ACTUALLY wearing them to the pool 🤦♂️ 😅
And they fit! 🙌
All this effort just to feel super self conscious about ACTUALLY wearing them to the pool 🤦♂️ 😅
Third time was not the charm.
My dumbass ordered the same size as the last wrong pair 🤣
My dumbass ordered the same size as the last wrong pair 🤣
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August 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
A total of4 orders from 3 retailers later…
And they fit! 🙌
All this effort just to feel super self conscious about ACTUALLY wearing them to the pool 🤦♂️ 😅
And they fit! 🙌
All this effort just to feel super self conscious about ACTUALLY wearing them to the pool 🤦♂️ 😅
I’m just glad the verification process doesn’t say how old they estimated you to be 💀
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July 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I’m just glad the verification process doesn’t say how old they estimated you to be 💀
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Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.