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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys
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Phyllis Schlafly's worst nightmare even before I've had my first sidecar. Married to a really awesome man who didn't realize what a shitty deal he was getting before he said yes.

With me, you don't get what you want, you get what you deserve!
If they're the officers forcing massive settlements, it sound like Mamdani just found a way to pay for some of his programs.
lol.

like clockwork!
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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I'm listening, under 70 year old white man.
Breaking a little news tonight: Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov, speaking tonight at Progressive Maryland's annual gala, just announced he will be sponsoring Medicare for All legislation in the US Senate. This is his first time sponsoring 👀👀👀
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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To all the weirdos defending Megyn Kelly: 15 year olds are underage, and that is statutory rape.

Pretty simple
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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internet is crazy
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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You really don't have to come online, today, and act like shit don't stink at the Times. You work or worked for the Wal-Mart of journalism in ways large and small. That's just what it is.
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Reminds me of the best post ever from Phoebe Bridgers
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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this whole paragraph is an exercise in the pose of knowingness, and illustration of how making being "more reasonable than the extremists" the whole core of your intellect leads inexorably to believing in nothing at all
This paragraph especially!

If I understand him right, he's saying "moral clarity it good" and the right has been utterly immoral so it might sound weird to criticize moral clarity. HOWEVER, because the left is bad [unspecified reasons], "moral clarity is an obstacle to insight." ???
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Can we move this guy here and let him be the next Governor of California?
petro is so beast
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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democrats love all their moderate, progressive, and top-of-the-distribution leaders <3
they can all live in harmony together under a big diverse tent if they restore regional party identities and stop the circular firing squad on nationalized media <3
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I bought some of those loans and they were solid A credits with excellent down payments, sourced and seasoned.

I only wish there had been 30 million of them.

Doughboy is flat the fuck out full of shit.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Is A&M still a thing?

I went to UT and had no idea that our rival was A&M until a kindasorta friend who went there told me.

Our rival was OU. We never really thought about the nutgrabbers, but we apparently lived rent free in their fucking heads.

I guess there wasn't much else to do in BCS.
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
He could do the funniest thing here...
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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I never happen to see any of the real "Louvre of Bluesky" stuff in the wild, but this got me pretty good.
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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they want to stamp out the entire profession of public health for a generation. same day they announce they’re closing the CDC museum
🚨Dept. of Education proposes to exclude public health degrees from the “professional degree” category.

That means new public health experts could lose access to key higher ed resources, like loan limits & reimbursement.

A bold strategy to let infectious diseases win! 🦠

aspph.org/department-o...
Department of Education Proposal Excludes Public Health Degrees from “Professional Degree” Definition
Discover the new results and implications of Dept of Ed consensus regarding professional degree programs and public health education.
aspph.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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CHOTINER: So you had reasons for visiting the island?

SUMMERS: Is butiful plce

CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?

SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
I am putting my bets on Summers being the first Epstein correspondent to be interviewed by Chotiner: he has exactly the right mix of arrogance and self-righteousness
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Say what you will about TCW's tortured prose, bro knows how to build strawmen.

And I didn't even read the whole thing because there's a paywall and my need to read his embarrassing piece was countered by my need to avoid giving The Atlantic any fucking money.
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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reading this prose is like being suffocated with a pillow
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.

Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
dailyfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
DUMB SHIT I ASKED

Me: What the chance of rain today?
My Husband: It's raining right now.
Me: So, 100%?
MH: Yeah, Something like that.

Thank you! Please come back next week for another installment!
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
So half of one percent were found to be dead. Were their cards being used? Was the money reclaimed? What mechanism is in place to know that someone has DIED?

Why is the implication that there's fraud when that's not at all clear from this limited data?

Bobblehead fucking reporters.
You really gotta follow up on an underspecified claim like “we found 186k dead people.”

People die every day, and the government is always going to be some amount behind in working out the administrative consequences, but that doesn’t mean the deceased’s EBT accounts were somehow used for fraud.
Brooke Rollins: "SNAP is a broken program. SNAP is full of corruption. We found 186,000 dead people."
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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The kids won't remember but the dc press served as ken starr's personal PR firm and basically elevated him to sainthood
Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein

this happened! this is a thing that happened!
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM