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· Feb 14
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I could be on drugs!
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I could be on drugs!
Everyone is so excited to see the Ceaseless Watcher's special little boy.
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Everyone is so excited to see the Ceaseless Watcher's special little boy.
Statement fucking ends.
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Statement fucking ends.
Yes. For you, better beholding than the lightless flame.
December 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Yes. For you, better beholding than the lightless flame.
Do you even know which of these hands is yours?
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Do you even know which of these hands is yours?
[TAPE CLICKS ON]
[THE ARCHIVIST SIGHS HEAVILY]
Fuck.
[TAPE CLICKS OFF]
[THE ARCHIVIST SIGHS HEAVILY]
Fuck.
[TAPE CLICKS OFF]
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
[TAPE CLICKS ON]
[THE ARCHIVIST SIGHS HEAVILY]
Fuck.
[TAPE CLICKS OFF]
[THE ARCHIVIST SIGHS HEAVILY]
Fuck.
[TAPE CLICKS OFF]
Is a thing evil when it simply obeys its nature? When it embodies its nature? When its nature is created by those which revile it?
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Is a thing evil when it simply obeys its nature? When it embodies its nature? When its nature is created by those which revile it?
No, I was myself, and that was enough.
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
No, I was myself, and that was enough.
Nothing about humanity is binary.
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Nothing about humanity is binary.
It's not more children, is it?
December 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
It's not more children, is it?
You’re alone, Archivist. The last one standing. I did warn you. I did want you to leave, but… perhaps it would be better if you stayed a while. After all – you can’t hurt anyone in here.
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
You’re alone, Archivist. The last one standing. I did warn you. I did want you to leave, but… perhaps it would be better if you stayed a while. After all – you can’t hurt anyone in here.
NON VACILLABIMUS.
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
NON VACILLABIMUS.
Murder Club wasn't supposed to be like this.
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Murder Club wasn't supposed to be like this.
All in all, he was a real pleasure to discuss money laundering with.
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
All in all, he was a real pleasure to discuss money laundering with.
If anybody's listening... Goodbye. I'm sorry, and... good luck.
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
If anybody's listening... Goodbye. I'm sorry, and... good luck.
Everyone is so excited to see the Ceaseless Watcher's special little boy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Everyone is so excited to see the Ceaseless Watcher's special little boy.
• What’s out there... doesn't care about blood.
• Well, I- I mean, except for the vampires...
• Yeah, obviously except for the vampires.
• Well, I- I mean, except for the vampires...
• Yeah, obviously except for the vampires.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
• What’s out there... doesn't care about blood.
• Well, I- I mean, except for the vampires...
• Yeah, obviously except for the vampires.
• Well, I- I mean, except for the vampires...
• Yeah, obviously except for the vampires.
Yes. For you, better beholding than the lightless flame.
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Yes. For you, better beholding than the lightless flame.
I see the sad clown, bitter and hateful.
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I see the sad clown, bitter and hateful.
• See you later, Lena.
• No, you won't.
• No, you won't.
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
• See you later, Lena.
• No, you won't.
• No, you won't.
• These were not the new relationship hurdles I expected.
• Tell me about it.
• Tell me about it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
• These were not the new relationship hurdles I expected.
• Tell me about it.
• Tell me about it.
Helen, was that a lie?
December 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Helen, was that a lie?
Not circus music, you cretin! Christ alive! Something cheery, something nice. Right now!
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Not circus music, you cretin! Christ alive! Something cheery, something nice. Right now!
Mr. Spider doesn't like it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Mr. Spider doesn't like it.