One big point amid all the headlines: I was texting with press secretary Karoline Leavitt during the event and she confirms that the 34 percent tariff on China is ON TOP of the previous 20 percent. So that means the rate on China will be *54* percent when these tariffs take effect.

There aren't many days that spark joy anymore. But today definitely helped.

we all understand that this just means we have to yell at our reps more, right

Whatever else happens in the days ahead it's important to understand that tonight, here and now, Elon Musk ate a spectacular amount of shit. Humiliating. Face completely full of shit. Caked on his face, seeping into his pores, a kabuki mask of feces leaking into his mouth. He ate so much shit here

We definitely can cutesy auction sign ourselves out of this mess. And if that doesn't work we can try glitter glue.

70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

An Elon Musk staffer misused the U.S. Marshals Service by falsely invoking their authority to intimidate. USAID security personnel were threatened with action by the federal Marshals Service.

Elon Musk now has access to your Social Security number. The world’s richest man has gained access to the confidential personal information of every taxpayer in the United States.

Dying in a mental asylum in 2004 because I went back in time to tell people that The Apprentice would lead to the end of medical research, the Civil Rights Act, and birthright citizenship.

Me watching the Alabama Boat Fight for the 100th time: