UK Otter
@tlaumast.bsky.social
Your fave married British, tatted gaymer bator with an alt… 18+ nsfw
Vers/Side, gooner, popper pig
If you think you know me, look away.
DMs open
He/him
https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/OU7DEUYBGPCP?ref_=wl_share
Vers/Side, gooner, popper pig
If you think you know me, look away.
DMs open
He/him
https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/OU7DEUYBGPCP?ref_=wl_share
so dong brained even my cum looks like a cock
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
so dong brained even my cum looks like a cock
When @dadspopperpig.bsky.social tells you to huff and stroke, you listen
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 AM
When @dadspopperpig.bsky.social tells you to huff and stroke, you listen
happy fat cock friday from me and my fat cock xoxo
November 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
happy fat cock friday from me and my fat cock xoxo
when i tell you i was bricked the fuck up yesterday, that’s what a week of no bate time does to a boy
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
when i tell you i was bricked the fuck up yesterday, that’s what a week of no bate time does to a boy
been away for a few days, so have a selection of hotel bathroom pics 😉
November 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
been away for a few days, so have a selection of hotel bathroom pics 😉
round one ✅
ngl it was a bit of a ruined one cause i was trying to go for longer and didn’t quite get my hand off in time, so i feel like round two is needed 😈
ngl it was a bit of a ruined one cause i was trying to go for longer and didn’t quite get my hand off in time, so i feel like round two is needed 😈
October 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
round one ✅
ngl it was a bit of a ruined one cause i was trying to go for longer and didn’t quite get my hand off in time, so i feel like round two is needed 😈
ngl it was a bit of a ruined one cause i was trying to go for longer and didn’t quite get my hand off in time, so i feel like round two is needed 😈
he sends me the nicest messages 🤤
October 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
he sends me the nicest messages 🤤
it’s fcf again? feels like it’s every week at this point!
October 17, 2025 at 9:25 AM
it’s fcf again? feels like it’s every week at this point!
quite this with your best vpl pic
and to think this was pre-circ… 🤔
and to think this was pre-circ… 🤔
October 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
quite this with your best vpl pic
and to think this was pre-circ… 🤔
and to think this was pre-circ… 🤔
happy fcf you bunch of beautiful degenerates
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
happy fcf you bunch of beautiful degenerates
up and down up and down up and down
(you might be able to hear @goonerlad26.bsky.social’s dulcet tones in the background)
(you might be able to hear @goonerlad26.bsky.social’s dulcet tones in the background)
October 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
up and down up and down up and down
(you might be able to hear @goonerlad26.bsky.social’s dulcet tones in the background)
(you might be able to hear @goonerlad26.bsky.social’s dulcet tones in the background)
fuck me i needed that
October 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
fuck me i needed that
think he might notice…
September 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
think he might notice…
since proof seems to be required
September 19, 2025 at 8:24 AM
since proof seems to be required
got this waiting for me when i get home 😈
anyone else fancy a go on it?
anyone else fancy a go on it?
September 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
got this waiting for me when i get home 😈
anyone else fancy a go on it?
anyone else fancy a go on it?
cause: all your hump day pics
September 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
cause: all your hump day pics
Considering this a little test run, sure hope no one sends me porn to trigger me…
September 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Considering this a little test run, sure hope no one sends me porn to trigger me…