“Relax, it’s FedEx.”

I thought they changed their slogan in 2009 though, silly me. Thankfully my new running shoes still arrived intact.

I just can’t help but wonder what kind of metrics their poor drivers are held to that consistently causes them to deliver like this.

Had a blast on Sunday roasting my skin in the sun for four hours with the boys. #gaybears #watersports #funinthesun

The boys had a squirrelfriend drop by to inspect their bird feeder. #catsofbluesky #squirrelfriend #blackcats

What I wouldn’t give to be this unbothered in life.

Not a care in the world.
No stress.
No thoughts.
Just sun bathing like it’s my only job.