Thomas Jovian Taylor
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Thomas Jovian Taylor
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☀️ Pencil pusher by day.
🌙 Aspiring author by night.
🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ Proud parent of weird cats 24/7.
“Relax, it’s FedEx.”

I thought they changed their slogan in 2009 though, silly me. Thankfully my new running shoes still arrived intact.

I just can’t help but wonder what kind of metrics their poor drivers are held to that consistently causes them to deliver like this.
August 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Just a few more photos of our Sunday Funday adventures #BartonParkBoys #BearSoup
June 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Had a blast on Sunday roasting my skin in the sun for four hours with the boys. #gaybears #watersports #funinthesun
June 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The boys had a squirrelfriend drop by to inspect their bird feeder. #catsofbluesky #squirrelfriend #blackcats
June 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Spent the weekend with some amazing people near Seaside. I’m so grateful for the friendships we’ve made ever since moving to Portland two years ago. 🥰
May 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’m so glad we live in a place where we have access to vets who specialize in feline care. We’ve always been impressed with the level of care we receive at Buckman Veterinary Clinic. Yesterday was our annual wellness checkup and guess which two boys reached their goal weight? #CatsOfBluesky
April 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Just looking for things to spruce up my in-office space for spring/summer and found this item that has the same name as one of those “Shock sites” from the very early Aughts. 🍋🎉.
🤣
March 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Played laser tag for the first time in my life this weekend with friends. It was a blast and I’m glad there is no age limit on fun like this!
March 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
What I wouldn’t give to be this unbothered in life.

Not a care in the world.
No stress.
No thoughts.
Just sun bathing like it’s my only job.
February 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Snapped a selfie while we were in line for the Black Journeys event at #OMSI I’m a huge fan of educational date nights!
February 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM