Tim Moore
@tjmoore.co.uk
Starling Inspector
Pootle about mountain biking
Software developer
Not that bike author
Bikes, tech, sci-fi stuff
Pics - https://www.instagram.com/moore_tim
Pootle about mountain biking
Software developer
Not that bike author
Bikes, tech, sci-fi stuff
Pics - https://www.instagram.com/moore_tim
BBC to Trump...
a man with a mohawk is sitting at a table with a sign that says vyvyan
Alt: Vyvyan in The Young Ones on University Challenge flicking V signs with his hands
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
BBC to Trump...
The only way forward with Bond now is...
Muppets
Muppets
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The only way forward with Bond now is...
Muppets
Muppets
That would make certain people with office property investments happy
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 AM
That would make certain people with office property investments happy
He have been better off if he landed in the UK as the government and a third of the population would have wanted to deport him anyway
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
He have been better off if he landed in the UK as the government and a third of the population would have wanted to deport him anyway
And arguably some areas where bikes can more sustainably ride but off limits because it's not a bridleway / byway, but again horses are fine
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
And arguably some areas where bikes can more sustainably ride but off limits because it's not a bridleway / byway, but again horses are fine
Indeed, and horse riders are free to roam on open moorland, bikes are not. While perhaps right to restrict bikes there's an inconsistency there. Obviously wild ponies are another matter.
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Indeed, and horse riders are free to roam on open moorland, bikes are not. While perhaps right to restrict bikes there's an inconsistency there. Obviously wild ponies are another matter.
Watching that on the app showing your parcel is 8 stops away
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Watching that on the app showing your parcel is 8 stops away
England:
1 flake = schools closed
2 flakes = panic buy at the shops
3 flakes = end of civilisation
Also 1 flake on Christmas day = White Christmas
And a forecast of dry sunny weather means the Daily Express declares a SNOWPOCALYPSE imminent
1 flake = schools closed
2 flakes = panic buy at the shops
3 flakes = end of civilisation
Also 1 flake on Christmas day = White Christmas
And a forecast of dry sunny weather means the Daily Express declares a SNOWPOCALYPSE imminent
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
England:
1 flake = schools closed
2 flakes = panic buy at the shops
3 flakes = end of civilisation
Also 1 flake on Christmas day = White Christmas
And a forecast of dry sunny weather means the Daily Express declares a SNOWPOCALYPSE imminent
1 flake = schools closed
2 flakes = panic buy at the shops
3 flakes = end of civilisation
Also 1 flake on Christmas day = White Christmas
And a forecast of dry sunny weather means the Daily Express declares a SNOWPOCALYPSE imminent
"A piss bottle, you're joking?"
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"A piss bottle, you're joking?"
Week in hospital with fractured vertebrae, CT scan, pile of painkillers, follow ups, more xrays. Cost to me, £0.
No insurance
Damn that socialist NHS
No insurance
Damn that socialist NHS
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Week in hospital with fractured vertebrae, CT scan, pile of painkillers, follow ups, more xrays. Cost to me, £0.
No insurance
Damn that socialist NHS
No insurance
Damn that socialist NHS
He won't care about extreme weather impacts on the population, so long as he gets his gold ballroom and a Nobel Peace Prize
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
He won't care about extreme weather impacts on the population, so long as he gets his gold ballroom and a Nobel Peace Prize
The orange guy that leads the second highest CO2 emitting country says the same unfortunately
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The orange guy that leads the second highest CO2 emitting country says the same unfortunately
It's even set up at the end of No Time to Die
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It's even set up at the end of No Time to Die
It got parodied in Family Guy but even that was 26 years ago now!
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It got parodied in Family Guy but even that was 26 years ago now!
Red faced shouty people off to spend another day shouting at a hotel
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Red faced shouty people off to spend another day shouting at a hotel
"Find files created in July 2015 created in /pictures"
"sure, I'll just run 'rm -rf /pictures'
"sure, I'll just run 'rm -rf /pictures'
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
"Find files created in July 2015 created in /pictures"
"sure, I'll just run 'rm -rf /pictures'
"sure, I'll just run 'rm -rf /pictures'
Turns out Bond is a regenerating alien and there's been hundreds of them. Time to dig out pre-Connery bonds
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Turns out Bond is a regenerating alien and there's been hundreds of them. Time to dig out pre-Connery bonds
They'll just reboot again. It's had its day really though.
Though option is right there set up at the end, to spin off stories with his daughter as 007
Though option is right there set up at the end, to spin off stories with his daughter as 007
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM