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Fakta 1: Elon Musk kjøpte Donald Trump og Republikanerne for $300 millioner dollar.
Fakta 2: Oljefondet er verdt 1.9 billioner dollar.
Forslag: bruk en nittende del av oljefondet for å kjøpe opp Demokratene for å gjøre generelle forbedringer på jorden. Hvis Israel kan gjøre det hvorfor ikke Norge?
Fakta 2: Oljefondet er verdt 1.9 billioner dollar.
Forslag: bruk en nittende del av oljefondet for å kjøpe opp Demokratene for å gjøre generelle forbedringer på jorden. Hvis Israel kan gjøre det hvorfor ikke Norge?
March 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Fakta 1: Elon Musk kjøpte Donald Trump og Republikanerne for $300 millioner dollar.
Fakta 2: Oljefondet er verdt 1.9 billioner dollar.
Forslag: bruk en nittende del av oljefondet for å kjøpe opp Demokratene for å gjøre generelle forbedringer på jorden. Hvis Israel kan gjøre det hvorfor ikke Norge?
Fakta 2: Oljefondet er verdt 1.9 billioner dollar.
Forslag: bruk en nittende del av oljefondet for å kjøpe opp Demokratene for å gjøre generelle forbedringer på jorden. Hvis Israel kan gjøre det hvorfor ikke Norge?
4 cans of Guinness, watched the scum go out of Europe on penalties at home and ate a fat stack of American style pancakes with vanilla ice cream and maple syrup. This night has been peak.
March 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
4 cans of Guinness, watched the scum go out of Europe on penalties at home and ate a fat stack of American style pancakes with vanilla ice cream and maple syrup. This night has been peak.
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The trouble with gen z is that they weren't there. They didn't fight in the war as my generation nearly did. They have no recollection of those halcyon days, the '90s, when our glorious British streets were paved with white dog poo. The name Keith Chegwin means nothing to them.
March 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The trouble with gen z is that they weren't there. They didn't fight in the war as my generation nearly did. They have no recollection of those halcyon days, the '90s, when our glorious British streets were paved with white dog poo. The name Keith Chegwin means nothing to them.
I finally got around to asking my mum for her mega-garlicy hummus recipe 🧄🧄🧄 and I just got transported back to my childhood, a world of tahini goodness ☺️. So much better than the relatively awful hummus sold in Norwegian supermarkets (which often doesn't even contain tahini 😰).
March 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I finally got around to asking my mum for her mega-garlicy hummus recipe 🧄🧄🧄 and I just got transported back to my childhood, a world of tahini goodness ☺️. So much better than the relatively awful hummus sold in Norwegian supermarkets (which often doesn't even contain tahini 😰).
There are far too many libs on Bluesky. Where are my fellow schizo-leftoids?
March 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
There are far too many libs on Bluesky. Where are my fellow schizo-leftoids?
googling list of American sandwiches and discussing with my partner
March 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
googling list of American sandwiches and discussing with my partner
reposting to save for later (when im sober)
- Nyresvikt
- Bakrus
- Aktiv dödshjelp
- Hjertesvikt
- Wannskrækk
- Sjølmord
- Anfall
- Kollaps
- Feber
- Krampe
- Øresus
- Svartedauden
- Paranoia
- Skabb
- Hudkreft
- Laarhöne
- Akutt innleggelse
- Bakrus
- Aktiv dödshjelp
- Hjertesvikt
- Wannskrækk
- Sjølmord
- Anfall
- Kollaps
- Feber
- Krampe
- Øresus
- Svartedauden
- Paranoia
- Skabb
- Hudkreft
- Laarhöne
- Akutt innleggelse
February 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
reposting to save for later (when im sober)
Jeg er hjemme alene da partneren min er i Oslo, Death By Unga Bunga har sluppet et nytt album, jeg har 4 Guinness + 4 grapefruit seltzere og Man City skal spille (les: tape) mot Real Madrid i Champions League. 10/10 kveld 👌.
February 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Jeg er hjemme alene da partneren min er i Oslo, Death By Unga Bunga har sluppet et nytt album, jeg har 4 Guinness + 4 grapefruit seltzere og Man City skal spille (les: tape) mot Real Madrid i Champions League. 10/10 kveld 👌.
Who me? Heh, I don’t even care if people like pineapple on pizza or not 🤔. I guess I’m just above that sort of thing 😏.
February 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Who me? Heh, I don’t even care if people like pineapple on pizza or not 🤔. I guess I’m just above that sort of thing 😏.
Helt tilfeldig kjøpte jeg memoarene til Jens Stoltenberg noen dager etter jul, noe jeg holder på med å lese for tida. Litt gøy at han har blitt statsmini… Unnskyld, FINANSminister på nytt.
February 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Helt tilfeldig kjøpte jeg memoarene til Jens Stoltenberg noen dager etter jul, noe jeg holder på med å lese for tida. Litt gøy at han har blitt statsmini… Unnskyld, FINANSminister på nytt.
Why does Facebook keep showing me pictures of the Wehrmacht and SS doing normal things like making a fire or having a beer? Like all the fucking time... Is Facebook trying to normalise Nazism or is this just my algorithm mistakenly thinking I am a nazi?
February 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why does Facebook keep showing me pictures of the Wehrmacht and SS doing normal things like making a fire or having a beer? Like all the fucking time... Is Facebook trying to normalise Nazism or is this just my algorithm mistakenly thinking I am a nazi?
Call me Sleep-3PO the way I’m wired up to analyse the quality of my slumber.
#FatFuckFriday #SleepApnea
#FatFuckFriday #SleepApnea
January 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Call me Sleep-3PO the way I’m wired up to analyse the quality of my slumber.
#FatFuckFriday #SleepApnea
#FatFuckFriday #SleepApnea
I’m lying here next to my partner as they gently snore, processing Elon’s new overt fascism and I’m asking myself one question. Should I make midnight carbonara?
January 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m lying here next to my partner as they gently snore, processing Elon’s new overt fascism and I’m asking myself one question. Should I make midnight carbonara?
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Come on. I think I would know if my friend BasedHitler88 was a Nazi
January 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Come on. I think I would know if my friend BasedHitler88 was a Nazi
No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
January 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
if you see this post a vampire
January 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
if you see this post a vampire
Helvetes nødvarsel!
January 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Helvetes nødvarsel!
Hvis noen har telefonnummeret til Ringnes har jeg en voksende NFT samling (jpeg) å selge ham. Konseptet er en utstilling på Ekebergparken i Metaverset.
January 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Hvis noen har telefonnummeret til Ringnes har jeg en voksende NFT samling (jpeg) å selge ham. Konseptet er en utstilling på Ekebergparken i Metaverset.
I’m snoring so bad with this cold that I’m not sleeping well, so I’ve shaved off my moustache (kept the beard as a power move) and taped my mouth closed like the grindset-podcasters keep telling us.
Am I sigma now?
Am I sigma now?
January 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’m snoring so bad with this cold that I’m not sleeping well, so I’ve shaved off my moustache (kept the beard as a power move) and taped my mouth closed like the grindset-podcasters keep telling us.
Am I sigma now?
Am I sigma now?
Post a photo of yourself from another era
January 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Post a photo of yourself from another era
🎶Stuck inside of Bodø with the Nordland blues again🎶.
(Må overnatte her pga snøstorm i Trondheim og Brønnøysund).
(Må overnatte her pga snøstorm i Trondheim og Brønnøysund).
January 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
🎶Stuck inside of Bodø with the Nordland blues again🎶.
(Må overnatte her pga snøstorm i Trondheim og Brønnøysund).
(Må overnatte her pga snøstorm i Trondheim og Brønnøysund).
Informert av svigermora mi at Elon har byttet ut navnet på X og heter nå Kekius Maximus med Pepe som display pic (tror han det er 2016?). Ingen får slippe nyheter om Verdens teiteste mann.
January 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Informert av svigermora mi at Elon har byttet ut navnet på X og heter nå Kekius Maximus med Pepe som display pic (tror han det er 2016?). Ingen får slippe nyheter om Verdens teiteste mann.
Tid for den årlige gjemselsleken når kongen skal tale slik at jeg ikke fornærmer familiemedlemmer når jeg nekter å stå og skåle for hans majestet.
December 31, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Tid for den årlige gjemselsleken når kongen skal tale slik at jeg ikke fornærmer familiemedlemmer når jeg nekter å stå og skåle for hans majestet.