Being patriotic about turkeys is our thing. Shouldn’t he be trying to legislate mince pies?

It doesn’t hurt at all! They have magic super Novocain the worst part was the smell of the rubber and having to watch HGTV for so long. Also it aches a bit after

It’s so funny even if that sweet treat is $20 a week what would $1040 in a year really do toward owning a house? That’s not even a full months rent for most people

The democrats should make an instant promise to demolish anything he builds. Who would ever want to have an event in the Trump ballroom?

And they’re so pristine on the outside and then so gross on the inside

Also you can only read War and Peace in winter

There’s a drunk bear! What more do you want?

What is wild to me is even the most aggressively Christian reading of this makes clear that parents are entrusted with their children by God but they do not own them. And yet so many Christian parent activists...