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"There's... er..." My new assistant bookseller faltered.
Over by the window, an open book hovered. As I looked, a page turned.
I picked up my hag stone and peered through it.
"Just a ghost. That's a relief."
"What else..."
"Imps, devils, people with invisibility spells. The last are worst."
Over by the window, an open book hovered. As I looked, a page turned.
I picked up my hag stone and peered through it.
"Just a ghost. That's a relief."
"What else..."
"Imps, devils, people with invisibility spells. The last are worst."
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"There's... er..." My new assistant bookseller faltered.
Over by the window, an open book hovered. As I looked, a page turned.
I picked up my hag stone and peered through it.
"Just a ghost. That's a relief."
"What else..."
"Imps, devils, people with invisibility spells. The last are worst."
Over by the window, an open book hovered. As I looked, a page turned.
I picked up my hag stone and peered through it.
"Just a ghost. That's a relief."
"What else..."
"Imps, devils, people with invisibility spells. The last are worst."
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Here's a scary portrait I took of a seagull about to swallow a crab. 🫣 I post a new image from myself most days. If you like wildlife photography please consider giving me a follow! ☺️
#birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlife #wildlifephotography
#birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlife #wildlifephotography
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Here's a scary portrait I took of a seagull about to swallow a crab. 🫣 I post a new image from myself most days. If you like wildlife photography please consider giving me a follow! ☺️
#birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlife #wildlifephotography
#birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlife #wildlifephotography
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Happy Friday everyone
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Happy Friday everyone
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Tomio Hanko is a character shaped like a Lawson Bank ATM. He prefers to be called Tommy. He always wears high-waisted slacks to make his legs look longer. He does his best to act cool, but rarely succeeds.
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Tomio Hanko is a character shaped like a Lawson Bank ATM. He prefers to be called Tommy. He always wears high-waisted slacks to make his legs look longer. He does his best to act cool, but rarely succeeds.
It's not your imagination. It's not that you're getting old, or doing something wrong. It's just the usual suspects when tech works worse.
I've largely gone back to typing letter by letter like it's 2001.
I've largely gone back to typing letter by letter like it's 2001.
How is autocorrect getting worse. I feel like it was perfect in 2013 and it’s just progressively gotten shittier.
October 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It's not your imagination. It's not that you're getting old, or doing something wrong. It's just the usual suspects when tech works worse.
I've largely gone back to typing letter by letter like it's 2001.
I've largely gone back to typing letter by letter like it's 2001.
You ever read one of those sentences that gets better with every word?
Hotto Inu, the mascot for Hot Staff staffing agency, is a “hot” dog who warmly supports those looking for work.
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You ever read one of those sentences that gets better with every word?
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i have been diagnosed by zojirushi as “neuro fuzzy”
October 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
i have been diagnosed by zojirushi as “neuro fuzzy”
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A video tutorial about painting the powerfist of my Plague Marine Champion is available on my patreon. My style of painting dirtier miniatures looks a bit like a comic book. The full video is 1h long, has my commentary, list of the colors that I used and the view of my palette 🙂 #warhammercommunity
October 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
A video tutorial about painting the powerfist of my Plague Marine Champion is available on my patreon. My style of painting dirtier miniatures looks a bit like a comic book. The full video is 1h long, has my commentary, list of the colors that I used and the view of my palette 🙂 #warhammercommunity
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when you’re hot under some blankets and you push one foot out into the air it’s the same as a mech venting a bunch of heat. i’m right
October 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
when you’re hot under some blankets and you push one foot out into the air it’s the same as a mech venting a bunch of heat. i’m right
Had many false starts over the years with trying get through a Dickens novel. Trying again with audiobook format, which has allowed me to finally pin down the problem-the dude writes the way Polonius talks.
Not exactly a "Brevity is the soul of wit" guy.
Not exactly a "Brevity is the soul of wit" guy.
October 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Had many false starts over the years with trying get through a Dickens novel. Trying again with audiobook format, which has allowed me to finally pin down the problem-the dude writes the way Polonius talks.
Not exactly a "Brevity is the soul of wit" guy.
Not exactly a "Brevity is the soul of wit" guy.
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Self Portrait at the Dressing Table,1909 by Zinaida Serebriakova #WomensArt
September 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Self Portrait at the Dressing Table,1909 by Zinaida Serebriakova #WomensArt
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Conservation folks: any advice for dealing with stuck-together documents? A friend has a document to digitize, but the ink on several pages is sticking together and he's not sure how to safely separate the pages without destroying them.
September 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Conservation folks: any advice for dealing with stuck-together documents? A friend has a document to digitize, but the ink on several pages is sticking together and he's not sure how to safely separate the pages without destroying them.
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New art drop!
This watercolour floral is all about movement, colour, and a little bit of magic.
Would love to hear what you think—RTs and comments always appreciated!
#ArtCommunity #Watercolor #Watercolour #FloralArt
This watercolour floral is all about movement, colour, and a little bit of magic.
Would love to hear what you think—RTs and comments always appreciated!
#ArtCommunity #Watercolor #Watercolour #FloralArt
September 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
New art drop!
This watercolour floral is all about movement, colour, and a little bit of magic.
Would love to hear what you think—RTs and comments always appreciated!
#ArtCommunity #Watercolor #Watercolour #FloralArt
This watercolour floral is all about movement, colour, and a little bit of magic.
Would love to hear what you think—RTs and comments always appreciated!
#ArtCommunity #Watercolor #Watercolour #FloralArt
You might have overlooked this soft-rock classic when populating your #resistance playlist
m.youtube.com/watch?v=i17m...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=i17m...
Mike + The Mechanics - Silent Running (On Dangerous Ground) (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by Mike + The Mechanics
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August 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You might have overlooked this soft-rock classic when populating your #resistance playlist
m.youtube.com/watch?v=i17m...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=i17m...
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If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
European!
European!
August 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
European!
European!
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Happy b’day, “Give Me the Night” — the iconic LP released by George Benson 45 yrs ago today
“After a month in the studio,” he said, “I’d packed my bags when Quincy [Jones] called & said they had one more song for me. I wanted to go home but he insisted: “Man, it’s a good song. It won’t take long.”
“After a month in the studio,” he said, “I’d packed my bags when Quincy [Jones] called & said they had one more song for me. I wanted to go home but he insisted: “Man, it’s a good song. It won’t take long.”
August 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Happy b’day, “Give Me the Night” — the iconic LP released by George Benson 45 yrs ago today
“After a month in the studio,” he said, “I’d packed my bags when Quincy [Jones] called & said they had one more song for me. I wanted to go home but he insisted: “Man, it’s a good song. It won’t take long.”
“After a month in the studio,” he said, “I’d packed my bags when Quincy [Jones] called & said they had one more song for me. I wanted to go home but he insisted: “Man, it’s a good song. It won’t take long.”
There's food at the house, but I want cheese.
August 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
There's food at the house, but I want cheese.
A chuckle as I realize that I am sat nearly identically, directly in front of the speakers, basting Rage Against the Machine
August 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
A chuckle as I realize that I am sat nearly identically, directly in front of the speakers, basting Rage Against the Machine
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Just came across this guy on tiktok who plays connect4 with random people on the street and I know it’s a joke, yet this person is doing more to ground himself in his environment, connect (ha) with the people around him, while getting the people he plays with to take a micro break in their day 🥲
August 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Just came across this guy on tiktok who plays connect4 with random people on the street and I know it’s a joke, yet this person is doing more to ground himself in his environment, connect (ha) with the people around him, while getting the people he plays with to take a micro break in their day 🥲
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
August 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
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THE LOST BOYS was released 36 years ago today. A reinvention of the vampire genre, and an 80s cult classic, the behind the scenes story will have you cursing all the damn vampires…
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July 31, 2025 at 10:29 AM
THE LOST BOYS was released 36 years ago today. A reinvention of the vampire genre, and an 80s cult classic, the behind the scenes story will have you cursing all the damn vampires…
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