We do a big Friendsgiving every year on Black Friday and the only two rules have been 1: dress as comfortable as you can and 2: no turkey.previous themes have been: prime roast, saffron crusted lamb, surf and turf, “food a hobbit would eat,” and “pies: sweet and savory.” This year: French

I agree with everything you’re saying here, but my lazy ass only gave you a like because of the genius of phő pas. Never change.

For the record, I would watch the hell outta that.

I’ve read this surgery description 20 times and I still feel like I’m having a stroke.

You just don’t have his galaxy brain. You don’t have to worry about *getting *any diseases, if you always *have* all diseases.

A lot of whiny ass Gavin Newsom defenders responded to this, but let me just say as a Chicagoan that Pritzker is fucking killing it. So weird to have a billionaire be my favorite politician, but the guy is smart, kind, and a fighter.

I initially read that as “squires” so I would guess your cat sleeps on defeat foes.